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Chapter 2 - Good Morning, Thiccaso

"Bitch. if i was a guy, I think I would be horny for you every second.....I mean look at that ass."

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"Is my ass the only thing that stands out to you? Maybe that's why he cheated on me, he needed someone with a better body." Y'all don't know how fucking annoying it is to always be complimented for my ass. I have other great qualities too. My eyebrows came out good today, how about that?

"Your ass stands out to everyone, not just me. Can I not appreciate a beautiful butt?" I swear, this girl.

"No. You can not. My butt has feelings too. Sometimes it doesn't want to be complimented." Ok, not gonna lie getting complimented about my ass lowkey makes me feel better about my booty but it's still annoying so pass.

"The only pain your butt gets is booty slaps. Your ass is making me hungry, hand some over. Anyways, you should be proud that you have thighs and ass. You have a great body. Some bitches out there are built like Shrek or Pinocchio. Wasn't lying about the hungry part, give me some ice cream."

Wow, Rosas speech went from ass to salty bitches wanting ass real fast. I quickly shut my mouth without saying another word while I watched I joined binge watching Rosas show. I looked over to the tv and saw that Rosa was watching a romantic comedy

Before I knew it, my overthinking started happening. Does Rosa not get desperate over men? She's all alone, the only thing she does is book appointments with her clients or gather supplies for her job. How the fuck does she do it? I think she's an alien. Maybe she has an unstoppable brain freeze from the ice cream. Who knows.

Suddenly, I had to urge to go to the toilet. I looked around for phone because if I don't bring my phone, it's not a good poop. I searched in my purse that was sitting next to me and once I saw it, I snatched my phone, I ran to the bathroom which was down the hallway next to a couple of rooms and a closet. I immediately pulled down my pants and took a fat poop.

I whipped out my phone in the process and scrolled down through social media. The place that hated me the most is the only source that kept me from achieving my dreams. I kept getting ads about therapy though my mind kept thinking about aromatherapy, without reading the rest of the ad, I tapped on the ad and it took me to a website I never seen before. It looked like a dating site. Well, it was built like a dating app.

What the fuck is this, you've got to be kidding me. Just got cheated on and now you telling me that I'm lonely.

I exited out of the site which took me make to the social media application and looked over the ad again. The ad had over a million reviews over it. So you're telling me I'm not the only fucked up person in this world? I opened the ad again and looked for information about the site. The only thing I saw was a bar and an arrow pointing at it saying "Please fill in your symptoms." Is this a therapy site or a coronavirus promotion? The site doesn't show up any 'wash your hands' or 'stay away from others'