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Chapter 1 - Rosa

Who would've knew being cheated on is this bad and painful. Maybe I should've listened to Rosa. It's easy. Just don't cry over a stupid jerk. Remember, just don't cry

See? It's easy. Just don't cry- what the fuck am I saying?

Tears started spilling out before I even realized that I was actually crying.

Me? Crying? Impossible. Or that's what I thought so. Maybe I should run away? No.....Rosa will probably think I'm getting married or something. What will Rosa do? Finna go to my besties house 😭✌️

I was standing at my front door as I came back from discovering that my boyfriend...now ex boyfriend cheated on me. One part of me cared but the other didn't.

But if I didn't care, tell me why the fuck I was crying.

I quickly dried my tears with my sleeve, ran inside my room to get my purse, and zoomed to Rosas apartment. No matter the situation, Rosas apartment seems way cozier than my apartment. I think it's because she's an interior designer...or maybe because she always has ice cream stored in for me. Rosa in general is way better. Her name is literally a fucking rose in Spanish.

Just thinking about Rosa is getting me emo
Now that I'm thinking about it, i get why she's been named after a Rose. No matter the situation, Rosa is always strong, always down to Earth, always humble. It's almost like she never loses a peddle even if the sun doesn't shine, even if it never rains.

Deadass wish I could be like her.

I look down at feet so I see her doormat. The old lady that owns the apartment complex doesn't like mud or dirt all over her floors. I gently knock on the red door as the sound that was made by my knuckles echo the peaceful hallway. I heard a loud scream from inside saying "I'm coming!"

Just by that alone, it made me smile.

The door was opened by a tall slim figure wearing a cute pikachu onesie on a Thursday afternoon, 5 pm to be exact. - "Hey!! Wassup- wait what the actual fuck, why are u crying. Come on in girl" She gasped at my crying state. Rosa being the loud bitch she is, she's still very caring and kind. - "oh it's nothing...ya know..just being cheated is the best feeling in the world" I said sarcastically without even thinking what she was saying.

- "SHUT THE HELL UP, lets go beat that mfs ass" Rosa exclaimed as she immediately ran into her room and came back with a black baseball bat in her right hand. Her hair was messy like she just woke up. I couldn't see it at first due to the hood of the onesie. She looks like she just came back from a 14 hour nap. Rosa looked at me with such eager, all I said was that I got cheated on and this bitch looks like she wants to murder someone. Looks like I woke her up. Might as well start the purge now.

- "Calm the fuck down. By the way, where in the hell did u get that baseball bat from. U don't play baseball." I said in confusion with furrowed eyebrows. Just by Rosa being Rosa, I already forgot about my cheating ex. - " oh. I got it at Walmart in the kids toys section. It was 3.99" Rosa said casually, acting like buying a baseball bat was the most normal thing in the world.

- "Couldn't you get one at Target?" I questioned the tall lazy figure. - "It was too far and it was too expensive. A bad bitch don't got time for that. Walmart do be pulling up doe." Rosa said in her meme voice. I played along with it as all the tears dried up on my face standing by the door frame. - "and that's on what?"
- "periodt pooh" She answered back

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Rosa and I were both eating ice cream while I was crying out every little tear I had in myself til I got no more tears left to cry. Rosa just sat beside and continued her Netflix show on the tv that sat in front of us. It's crazy how much shit we talk about. Usually Rosa would kick me out once she got enough of me, but not today.

Rosa is as stubborn as a hair being stuck into your eyebrow while you're trying to pluck it out. Stubborn asf. That girl would start a whole trial in the Supreme Court just to prove a point and she always seems to win. She got her ways I guess. I've always told her that she should study as a lawyer instead of interior design...but of course being stubborn asf, things always went her way.

While Rosa was concentrated on her Netflix show being whatever that was, I was blabbing how I hate everything with Rocky Road flavored ice cream inside my mouth and a soft grey fluffy blanket over my head. Until I turned the tables a little bit.

- "I hate my body." I whined. Yes. I fucking hate my body. Jesus Christ if only you would hand over at least some tits. - "you fUcking WHAT!" Rosa yelled surprisingly.

- " what? It's true. I always get declined in every modeling company. No one wants to accept me. Especially since everyone calls me a hoe and a slut online. Who the fuck would want me?" Every since I was a little girl, I was always chubby. My parents would call me "Bubbys" because I was so fat. I remember when I was younger, I went to a family party and an old grandma insulted me for having an ass and a stomach.

Yes. I still fucking remember, stupid old lady. I was only 8 years old though, but still. It hurt my little feelings. I always loved modeling though. My mom and my brother would always hype me up every time I got ready and did a little run way moment in our living room. However my dad didn't give a fuck, of course he supported me but he always had other things to do.

"Bitch. If I was a guy, i think I would be horny for you every second. I mean...just look at that ass."