"Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes"
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TW!: AS*AULT, GUNS, ALCOHOL, SWEARING AND SEXUAL ACTIVITY
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Mia struggles with body shame and body confidence until Mia comes across a beautiful sexy ass mf therapist, because Mia gets media hate an...
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"Was your dad a baker because damn girl you got some nice buns."
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Once I was actually thinking this cute little small date would actually go well without any dirty pick up lines, they just don't go my way.
My teasing game was still on, the mission was to tease him until he stops. Lets hope things go my way. I took a deep breath to calm myself down before saying anything hurtful or rude. I jogged through my memory of going through a list of dirty pick up lines on safari and tried to remember if I can get one to use on Jungkook. I remember one and I immediately turned around and looked at Jungkook seductively.
"Are you a candle? Because I really have an urge to blow you."
As soon as Jungkook saw the look in my eyes and the expression I had displayed on my face. He went silent, body went stiff, eyes wide and mouth open. One:direction. I was actually useful for once. I was taking baby steps until Jungkook quits and returns into normal human and talks normally.
Jungkook looks more shocked than the first time. I didn't expect Jungkook to be this shocked though. If he were in my shoes, he would've felt to urge to throw me under an actual bus. Quickly regaining control of his body, he took a quick second to see if he had any more lines to use.
"The human body has 206 bones. Wanna make it 207?"
This dude himself is a dirty pick up line. I don't know what much more he has and I don't want to know what they are. Though, I do have to say this man knows how to pull on my strings and push on my buttons. Maybe we're just the master minds of dirty pick up lines. Don't know if that's a bad thing or not.
We walked to the bench that was placed on the bridge, sat down on it and continue to talk.
"How do you do many pick up lines?" I asked out of curiosity. It's obvious he had some hoes back then, maybe even now. He acts like he has a big dick and lowkey wanna know if it's true or not. Well I mean, he acts cocky for sure and he's so full of himself.
"Park Jimin. He turned me into a little asshole so I pulled girls left and right." He was right about the asshole part. Bitch and man whore would describe him better though.
"You know Jimin?" "Of course I do. Whenever I first moved to Seoul, I met him during middle school, him along with Rosa."
I guess it's true what they say, we live in a small world.
"Not gonna lie, I think Jimin is attractive. He's hot as fuck. It looks like he has bigger man tiddies than me. But he's not exactly my type."
The minute I said that, I regretted it so much. I hate being looked at unless if it was online knowing they couldn't do anything to me physically. Well, maybe I was wrong especially with Jungkook next to me knowing we met online.
Jungkook listened carefully to my words and compared. The man whore looked down at my chest area and continued to say.
"Nah. You got bigger tiddies than him." I couldn't see how he looked at me since I was distracted by the beautiful scene of the white lovely doves, leaning and caressing each other while swimming away with cherry blossom peddles were floating against the water river gently. But once I heard Jungkook, I got so done with him.
"That's it. Im going home." I took my jacket with me and my belongings and resumed to standing up and walked away a little bit away from the bench until Jungkook's hand stopped me from going anywhere else and demanded me to sit back down.
"I'm kidding. I'll stop. Sit back down." I did as he said until he opened his mouth again to talk.
"Wait. Lets go to Rosa's house is annoy her. Rosa told me you annoy her easily other than you eating." Wow. No need to call me a fat ass. I wondered when Rosa would even talk about me to him. This man has been up my ass from the beginning. Day 1. I agreed to him especially since I want to see Rosa and Jungkook interact.
"Okay lets go."
We walked back his car and may I mention that this mans car makes him ten times more attractive. On the way to Rosa's apartment, he played faint music from his radio. "Don't" By Bryson Tiller started playing. (stream)
Don't, don't play with her don't be dishonest Aye, still not understanding this logic Aye, I'm back and I'm better I want you bad as ever Don't let me just let up I want to give you better
In the middle of the ride, there was a line from this song that got my back shivering. Jungkook was reenacting the lyrics as he payed attention to the road. Multitasker king.
Gotta be sick of this guy Pull up, Skurt Get in the ride Left hand is steering the other is gripping your thigh
I felt a hand through the material of my jeans while Jungkook tightened his hand over my thigh. I was shocked and for some reason, I was blushing too. But I knew what was right and I had to do it.
"Jungkook, get your hand off of me." I said lovingly with a little grin displayed and faced towards his direction. I looked like a serial killer with a creepy smile on my face. Jungkook glanced at me for a minute and immediately for his hand away from me.
"Okay. Geez, Gordon Ramsay." My mouth opened but it self without me even thinking what I was going to reply to what he had said.
"Excuse me?" I was ready to throw hands. I've gotten enough of his kinky fuckery. I get that he's desperate for some meow meow but he doesn't deserve it. Believe me, I was desperate for some cOck but never got it due to my weight. I ignored him the whole ride to Rosa's place.
Once we arrived, Jungkook knocked on the door while I stood next to him, waiting impatiently for Rosa to open the door. Once God answered my prayers, Rosa looked at us with wide eyes. She wasn't expecting us both to be standing next to each other or even existing next to each other.
"Woah. You guys met?" Jungkook was about to open his mouth but I immediately said something I shouldn't have said.
