A Hectic House

Our King Has Left The Building

"How did someone get past the security system?" Chase cried as he paced the living room, Marvin's mask clutched tightly in his hands.

Bingiplier, all four Google units, King of the Squirrels, Jameson Jackson, Yandereplier, Illinois, Yancy, S34N and Robbie the Zombie had congregated to the living room to figure out who snatched the ill  magician.

"I believe when my systems malfunctioned the intruder managed to sneak in, distract you, Chase, with banging sounds, grabbed Marvin and left via the window," Google Blue explained.

"But why would someone take him?" King frowned and leaned forward from where he was sitting on the arm of the sofa.

"Possibly for revenge against someone in the house?" S34N offered.

"What do you mean 'revenge?" Yancy asked folding his arms awkwardly. "I haven't shivved anyone in a good few weeks so it's not against me."

"Well I was thinking more in the general direction of Dark and Anti, as Marvin is Anti's brother and if someone was lost under Dark's nose chaos would break out in his controlled Manor," S34N explained.

"Or possibly against-" Google Red cut himself off and all four Google units froze, turning stiff as boards.

"Hey uh Google ya old fart, you alright dude?" Bing flicked Google Yellow on the forehead and all four of their mouths unhinged, a horrific screeching sound erupting from the Androids' mouths.

There was a sudden cloud of black and blue smoke that exploded out of thin air and momentarily blinded them. Chase coughed and squinted to see King being dragged through the kitchen.

"The person is back!" he screamed as he lunged over the couch and pulled Bing with him. "They have King!"

Clouds of smoke burst into the air all around them and they ducked and swerved, slowly picking up speed as the stranger made a sprint for the fence.

"I'll catch them!" Illinois cried.

Just as Chase's fingers brushed the person's arm his feet were pulled out from under him and Bing tripped over his body, hitting the grass as the stranger leapt over the fence and into the long stretch of trees beyond the mansion.

Illinois jogged over and when he realised he had caught his lasso around the trick shooter's ankles removed it sheepishly. "Sorry there Chase."

"Sorry?" Chase screamed as he got up. "You should be fucking sorry! Because of your jackass aim you let the kidnapper get away with King!"

"Bro, you need to control your temper," Bing rested a hand on his friends shoulder.

Jameson ran over and began signing: It's not your fault they got away chap, we'll get them back, for now we should figure out who it is.

Chase sighed. "Yeah, yeah we should figure out who it is bro, but how?"

"This is how," Yandereplier lifted up his katana and at the end of it was King's crown and cape. "The kidnapper must have touched somewhere on either of these things so like, Google or S34N could track the fingerprints, right?"

"That is genius Yan!" Yancy clapped his brother on the shoulder. "Senpai would be proud."

"You think so?"

"Of course!"

Yandereplier beamed with pride as Google Blue gingerly took the two items into the house and the rest of them followed the Android. Google Blue set the items on the coffee table and opened his mouth to speak when a voice upstairs interrupted them.

"Why is Marvin's window smashed?" Anti slid down the banister and hopped over the couch, Dark casually walking down the stairs after him. "I thought he was sick or some shit."

Chase cleared his throat uncomfortably and Dark stood behind the couch, analysing all their faces. "Marvin is not here, where is he?"

"Someone broke in and kidnapped Marvin and only moments ago stole King away as well," Google Green explained monotonously. "They used loud noises to distract Chase out of Marvin's room and he was dragged out his window and to take King away they used smoke to blind us and jumped over the back fence."

"And they left Marvin's mask and King's cape and crown dudes," Bing added on.

"They are never separate from them," Dark muttered.

"Wait did you say something about smoke?" Anti asked.

"Yeah, why?" Yancy asked.

"What colour was it?"

"Blue and black," once the three words had left the ex-prisoner's mouth Anti's glitching became more violent and the lights flickered.

"That fucking asshole his going to get it!" Anti giggled and Robbie grunted, shifting away from the glitch.

"Wait, you know who did this?" Google Blue frowned.

"Of course I fucking know, he always so easy to spot with his dumb blue and black smoke," Anti chuckled as he jumped to his feet. "Stupid Die always acting like a prick."

"Die as in Felix's demon?" Chase's face contorted into one of confusion. "What would he have against you?"

"He is always trying to pick fights with us," Dark straightened his tie and cracked his neck, his aura flickering violently. "He uses very childish methods to instigate the fights and this is nothing new."

"Well do you know where he is?" Illinois raised an eyebrow and stuck his thumbs in his waistband.

Before Dark could answer his phone began to ring and he sighed, answering and there was instantly a frantic caller on the other end of the line. "Dr Iplier, you need to take a breath and explain slowly." There was a pause and Dark frowned. "Yes, we will get Dr Schneepelstein back do not worry, we know is behind this, now get back to work."

Dark hung up and pinched the bridge of his nose, groaning in irritation. "So, Die got Schneep I'm guessing?" Anti grunted and his body jumped to the side.

"Yes, now we should be on our way to stop him before he takes anyone else."

"The only two places he'd be is either Brighton or South Park," Anti jumped over the back of the couch and checked he had his knives whilst talking. "So I'll go to South Park and scout it out and you can check with Swedish dick bag and see if he has a clue."

"Phone me if he appears, do not try and face him alone," Dark warned the shorter demon who just folded his arms and rolled his eyes. "Everyone else stay together, we should not be long."

With that Dark's aura spiked and he teleported out the room, Anti glitching away shortly after.