By ten o'clock at night the kids were asleep in their rooms, Anti had escaped Dark and was nervously drinking coffee in the kitchen with Virgil, Roman and Remus. Most people had leaked from the living room and up to their rooms, and the doctors hadn't left Iplier's room and although they feared he may be dead no one dared to check.
You said five minutes, Jameson signed. It's been five hours
"I just couldn't help myself," Wilford admitted and kissed his shoulder. "You're just too sexy to leave alone." Jameson's face went light grey and he elbowed Wilford in the ribs again, receiving a grunt. "Cheeky little mute."
I'm not that little you're just really tall, he signed and the mad man rolled his eyes.
"Sure," he kissed Jameson's cheek and rolled him over so they were chest-to-chest and kissed him. "Whatever you have to tell yourself."
Dark tapped Chase on the shoulder and waved him towards the door. "Let's go see the Host now."
"Why?" Chase frowned as he followed the dark entity into the hall.
"So you can become male again," he reminded him.
"Again?" Chase stopped and Dark halted a few feet ahead of him. "Why would I be male again? I've never been a male before."
Dark's eyes widened and he searched for any kind of insincerity before calling on Google, all four units coming over. "Chase does not remember being a male."
"Why would I remember being something I never was," the trick shooter blurted out.
"Help me take him down to The Host," Dark told the units and Google Blue and Yellow took both of his hands, Red and Green going back into the living room.
Chase was pulled down to the basement and held in front of the desk. "Host, we have a problem," Dark said.
"The Host who already knew this nodded and continued narrating, and as he was speaking Chase began to feel sleepy and passed out against Google Blue," on cue Chase slumped against the Android and was scooped up in a bridal style carrying position. "The Androids set Chase up in his room and when he woke the next morning he was back in a male body again, his mind slowly easing back into his normal state."
"Thank you Host," Google Yellow said quietly and the two Androids left the basement with Dark following after, closing and locking the door.
"I think you should go change Chase into his male pyjamas so he is not... uncomfortable when he wakes," the entity pointed out and they nodded, going up the stairs.
Dark entered the kitchen and Anti flung his empty mug, it smashed on the cabinet and he dropped to the floor. "Anti, your hours are up I am not going to tickle you right now."
"I still don't trust you anymore," the glitch peeked over the counter top nervously.
"We'll see you later," Virgil said and pulled Roman out the kitchen, Remus skipping out after them.
"Traitors," Anti hissed and stood up, Dark wandered over with a smirk. "Hey."
"Hello," he rested his hands on the glitch's hips and leaned down to his ear, Anti's hands resting on the taller's shoulders. "Although you smashed a cup I will not tickle you for it, but something has to be done to make up for it."
The glitch hooked his arms around Dark's neck. "Meet me in my room and I'm sure you'll have that cup made up for."
He slipped out of Dark's grasp and left the kitchen, swinging his hips.
He's so sexy
Shut up Celine
But he is, look at him
Damien can you not be gay for one minute
Says you, you are the one drooling after him like a puppy that was just offered a bone
I am not drooling
Just in case, Dark swiftly wiped his chin and left the kitchen, heading up the stairs and entering Anti's room. The second the door closed Anti pounced on him, wrapping his legs around his suited waist and locking lips.
Lucky you
Oolala he's smokin'
Shut up you two
"I think we should head back to mine now," Mark said, patting Jack on the back. "Everyone is started to head to bed."
"But sleep is for the weak," Jack protested.
Mark scoffed and effortlessly flung Jack over his shoulder, saying a quick goodbye to the sides, teens, Marvin and Yan. "You are weak."
"This proves nothing, just because I'm light doesn't make me weak," the Irish man rested his elbow on Mark's upper back and rested his chin on his hand. "Right Marv?"
"Yeah, Jackie is really light but he's really strong," the magician pointed out.
"Thank you," Jack waved a hand at Marvin and said goodbye to everyone before being carried out to the car and sat in the front seat. "You're an asshat!"
"Oh, why thank you," Mark said sarcastically as Thomas got in the back and he sat in the drivers seat. "So Thomas are you staying at mine again or heading home?"
"I think I'm gonna go home and get the sides next week, they fend without me every other time they visit why should this be any different?" Thomas responded as they drove away.
"It's time for you guys to go," Marvin said as the four teens stood in front of him and Yan. "I quickly need to erase your minds first."
Marvin raised his hands and began chanting under his breath, strings of green attached to the their temples and their eyes rolled to the back of their heads. A green portal opened up under them and Marvin's eyes that had gone a glowing green went back to blue and the portal disappeared.
"Nicely done, Senpai," Yan complimented and kissed Marvin on the cheek and skipped off, giggling like mad.
Marvin gently brushed his fingers across the skin Yan kissed and felt his cheeks up, then shook his head like a dog. No way did Yan kissing you suddenly catch you, he thought. It's Yan, like, the Yan...
He shook his head again and left the room, ignoring the laughter from the sides who were still in the room.
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A Hectic House
FanfictionWhat if the Septic and Iplier egos were left in a house to fend for themselves without Jack or Mark to watch over them? How would they cope during kidnappings and all kinds of crazy things happening to them? All characters belong to Jacksepticeye, M...