A Hectic House

They'll Never See Me Coming

"You lost him?" Mark screamed, he and Jack has got to the Mansion and when they found out Die was missing they got angry, like the other egos who quickly calmed down, apparently it wasn't going to be the same with the original. "How could you just lose him?"

"Maybe because he disappeared in a puff of smoke and when we got to the warehouse it was on fire and an angry mob was outside it with torches," Dark snapped back. "It does not matter anyways, he is weak without his lackeys and we killed them all and his equipment was ruined, it will take years for him to get back to how he was mere days ago and by then we'll have found and killed him."

"That doesn't matter!" Mark yelled, the two creators and two demons were in the basement, Anti glitching around angrily and Jack impatiently standing beside Mark. "What matters is the mad man that kidnapped Jack and others and tortured them-"

"Hold your motherfuckin horses," Anti's body twisted in and out of reality and his body glitched beside Dark. "Jack was the least harmed and you're talking like he was the most tortured!"

"Well he's human, his pain tolerance is different-"

"He got one black eye!" Anti screamed, a static humming hanging in the air and gradually getting louder. "Chase had Die's name carved into his forehead!"

Dark settled a hand on Anti's most solid form and moved him back a few steps, and then turned back to Mark with a glare, his aura flickering violently. "Just because you are our creators gives you zero amounts of power over us," the echo made his voice sound more broken than usual and made it difficult to decipher his words. "Your yelling is not changing anything, Die is gone and that is all there is to talk about, it does not matter."

"How can you say that?" Mark shrieked.

"Mark," Jack lightly turned Mark around. "Die's gone and there's nothing we can do, so just stop screaming and we'll go if you feel that uncomfortable with it."

Mark let out an agitated sigh before nodding, giving Dark a dirty look which was reciprocated and stalked out the basement, Jack following behind quickly. Once the two originals were out of earshot and ear shot Dark's aura collapsed back around him and Anti's glitching calmed significantly.

"We should go upstairs," Dark said and straightened his tie, cracking his neck. "And get something to eat, hopefully without an argument."

"I don't know, that was kinda fun," Anti giggled and Dark rolled his eyes, walking up the stairs to the door. "Oh calm your man tits Dark, I'm kidding."

Dark rolled his eyes again and closed the basement door behind the glitch, leading him into the kitchen. "Would you like a toastie for breakfast?" The older offered as he got out four slices of bread.

"Yep," Anti jumped onto the counter and watched as Dark set the bread, cheese and ham into the toastie maker and walked over, standing between his legs. "Hiya Darky."

Dark grinned and tugged Anti forward by the shirt, kissing him. Anti tangled his hands in the older's hair and twisted his head, letting out a small sigh of satisfaction when Dark's cold fingers brushed his skin under his shirt. "What is your obsession with my hair?" Dark asked as they parted for breath.

"It's really soft," Anti giggled quietly. "And, you enjoy having it pulled, if you didn't then you would've stopped me."

Dark conceded with a small nod and kissed Anti quickly before turning and removing the toasties from the maker and sitting them on two plates. He turned and sat the plates on the island and frowned when he didn't see Anti. Said glitch appeared on the counter behind him and spun Dark around by the tie, kissing him and holding him in place by wrapping his legs around his waist.

"See it wasn't that difficult," Chase said as the three kids finished their homework.

"It was boring!" Harvey whined and flopped back onto the carpet. "Can we do something fun?"

"How about we go and get McDonalds or something," Patton offered.

"Yeah!" All three of the kids screamed.

It ended with Patton, Google Green, Chase and the three kids going out to the fast food place and took the mini van. Mark and Jack, who were still angry with Anti and Dark left with the kids in Mark's car and planned on coming back the next day.

"Zey all probably zink you're dead," Schneep pointed out, since the day before the two doctors had been holed up in Iplier's room watching FRIENDS and nothing else.

"To be honest, I'm surprised I'm still alive," Iplier grinned. "You have quite the temper-"

"Yes and unless you vant to see it again I recommend you do not mention my height," the German reminded and he shut his mouth. "I'm gonna go get some coffee."

Schneep, who was lying on the inside of the bed kicked the duvet off and moved so he was hovering over Iplier, the older smirked and pulled Schneep down, kissing him.

"Can you get me some coffee?" Iplier asked as Schneep rolled off him and onto the floor, stretching.

"Can't you get it yourself?" He frowned and flexed his arms.

Iplier rolled his eyes and pulled Schneep onto the bed, hovering over the green haired doctor. "Well I would but you were going downstairs and is as hoping you, my beautiful, strong, sexy, smart doctor boyfriend, could get it for me."

Schneep smirked and leaned up, kissing him. "No, suck up."

The German yelped as Iplier prodded his side and tried to escape but was pinned down. "Don't think you can get away with that."

"EDVARD NOHOHOO!" Schneep squealed as the older began tickling his sides and stomach.

Outside the house in the bushes Die sat, his legs healed but blood and dirt smeared across his body. He was laughing to himself, putting down the binoculars he had been using and got up.

"They'll never see me coming."