A Hectic House

Disappearing Act

Chase groaned and stretched, his hand flying to his throat when he heard how his voice had gotten deeper and frowned when he felt an Adam's Apple. He looked down and screamed seeing a flat chest and washboard stomach.

Patton kicked the door open and smiled as he looked over at Chase. "Pat! Why are you smiling? I'm the wrong gender!"

"No silly," Patton jumped onto the bed beside Chase and threaded his fingers through Chase's short green hair before setting his cap on his head. "You were a boy before you were a girl, it will just take a few days to remember."

After a little more convincing Chase was on board with the gender switch and Patton left so his fellow dad could change. He pulled on his signature grey shirt, black ripped skinny jeans and black boots.

He looked in the mirror to fix his hat over his short hair and gasped happily seeing the carving Die had made had disappeared with his female body.

"Lets go get the kids bro," Chase peppily hopped out his room and down the hall to his kids' room. "Good morning little dudes!"

"Daddy!" Lucy rolled over and jumped up, running over and being scooped into his arms. "Daddy you're a boy again!"

Chase frowned but kept his mouth closed. "Yep, but I can still fix that hedge you call your hair!"

Lucy giggled and slapped Chase's hat
off his head, messing up his hair. "Now your hair is messy!"

He chuckled and set her down, the little girl skipping over to her bed and changing into a pink dress with a white collar and sleeves, knee high white socks and pink tennis shoes. Once Harvey and Aaron were pried from their beds and shocked to see their dad's body back to normal got changed as well. Aaron into a blue jumper and black jeans with black trainers. Harvey into a green shirt and beige cargo shorts with white trainers.

The two dads escorted the kids down to the kitchen and made toastie for the five of them. "Is it weird being back in a boy body?" Aaron asked as he bit into his toastie.

"A little bit," Chase shrugged. "Mainly because I don't remember ever being in a boy's body, but, here we are."

When they finished eating Patton took the kids into the living room and Chase turned to make coffee. A pair of arms slid around his waist and turned him around. "Good Morning, Chase," Google Blue smiled and kissed him.

"Morning Googs bro," Chase mumbled and hung his arms around Google's neck, kissing him again.

"Not against the coffee maker!" Jackie yelled and the two separated. "By the way I totally support you two."

"Thank you, Jackie," Chase grinned, kissed Google before slipping out his grasp, picked up his mug of coffee and made his way into the living room. "What do you kids want to do today?"

The two younger glared at Aaron who shot looks back. "We have homework to be getting done and it's for next week when we go back to school."

"Aaron!" Harvey whined. "You couldn't have kept you mouth shut!"

"Ok, don't talk to your brother like that," Patton scolded, instantly apologising and hugging the middle child.

Anti rolled onto his side after shifting uncomfortably for five minutes and gazed up at Dark's smooth features, his grey skin and black stubble with raven hair. Anti reached a hand up and played with the fringe piece, twirling it around his index finger and curling it off to the right.

"Can you not mess with my hair?" Dark grunted with his eyes still closed and pulled Anti's body closer to his bare chest. "It looks bad enough when I wake up without you messing it up."

"Oh No, Darky it looks great," the glitch teased. "I recommend being dragged through a hedge in the middle every night."

"Listen my hair is this messy because of you," Dark opened one eye and smirked. "So do not try and act wide, Glitchy."

Anti sighed and closed his eyes again. "Don't wake me up for another three hours, Edgelord."

"Okay you wanna start something?" Dark said loudly and rolled Anti onto his back, sitting on his stomach.

Anti giggled and glitched nervously. "Should I be frightened?"

Dark leaned down to his ear and pinned his wrists to the bed. "Maybe you should be."

Anti shivered and tilted his head up, a small noise leaving the back of his throat as Dark kissed down his neck and across his bare shoulders.

Wilford, we have to go downstairs today, Jameson signed.

"Fine," Wilford sighed. "One smooch?"

Wilford if I say yes will you pull me back into bed with your smooth talk? He raised an eyebrow and the mad man grinned.

"Not this time," he kissed him. "Unless you want to."

Jameson grinned widely and shook his head, shimmying out of bed and quickly getting changed before Wilford could pull him back. When he  left the bathroom Wilford was fully dressed.

Do you know where my bowtie is? Jameson started looking around and Wilford held up the item of clothing.

The mute reached over but was pulled over by his vest and Wilford hooped the material around his neck, tying it in place. "I got it for you honey," the mad man grinned and straightened the bowtie, kissing the mute. "Now lets go downstairs."

Wilford took Jameson's hand and lead him out the room and down to the living room. "Good morning boys, girls and all other configurations of beings," Wilford jumped onto the couch and pulled the mute onto his lap.

Chase, you are a boy! Jameson grinned at his brother.

"And you haven't left Wilford's room in almost two days," Chase responded whilst smiling.

Once dressed, Anti and Dark were going down the stairs, they were passing the basement door when they heard a noise. "We should go and make sure Die is still there." Dark said and pushed the door open, swiftly walking down the stairs and in the dim lighting saw the bike chain lying on the floor.

"Shit," Anti hissed as an arm hooked around his neck and held him against a chest. "Please be the pastel hit man."

"Nope, it's your favourite Swedish demon," Die chuckled.

Anti's glitching became very aggressive and his body jumped about. "Dark, help," the glitch kicked his legs and elbowed the taller demon.

Dark turned and lunged forward, he grabbed Anti and his shell cracked, blasting Die across the basement and knocking him unconscious. Dark pulled the glitch into his chest and hugged him protectively. "Thank you Darky," Anti giggled.

Anti leaned away from Dark and once his aura collapsed back down he kissed the older, tugging sharply on his raven hair, Dark separated from the younger and kissed his jaw. "I'll go retie jackass over there and then we can continue."

"No need, I'll just be out your hair," Die groaned before disappearing in a puff of smoke.

"I would be worried but I honestly don't care right now," Anti glitched to the door and closed it before glitching back in front of Dark and pulling his blazer off, pressing him against the wall.