A Hectic House

Icky Gooey Relationships

Wilford, Jameson signed. Just because you have food up here doesn't mean we need to stay up here, we've been here for an entire day

"I know Jamie," Wilford sighed, the two were cuddled up in the mad man's room and they had been for over twenty four hours. "But I just want to keep you safe."

I know Will, and I'm grateful, but my niece and nephews are downstairs and we need to socialise with other people, the mute signed before hugging the older and scooting out of bed.

"No Jamie," he whined and crawled across the mattress, pulling Jameson down and held him against his chest. "One last smooch?"

He mock sighed before nodding and closing his eyes, kissing his boyfriend and playing with the hair at the nape of his neck. He pulled away and got up, tugging his pyjama shirt over his head and reaching for his shirt.

"Oolala," Wilford smirked and hopped behind his boyfriend, wrapping an arm around his waist. "What a bod."

Jameson's paper white face went a dark grey colour and he grinned nervously, playfully elbowing the taller in the ribs. Wilford snuck his thumbs under the waistband of the mute's boxers and kissed his neck.

"Just a few more minutes in bed Jamie?" He asked, kissing up his neck and to just below his ear.

Jameson mock sighed again before slumping his shoulders, turning around and pushing the older onto the bed. Only five, he signed.

"Someone's excited," he wiggled his moustache and pulled him down, kissing him again.

Anti left the German doctors room, Dark stood outside it after hearing screaming and picked a shard of glass from the glitch's hair. "So, how did things go?" He asked.

Anti rolled his eyes and his body jumped about in a spasm of different greens. "Let's just say I'm not the best at comforting," he shrugged and swiped glass off his shoulder. "I tried to calm him down and he started throwing glasses and his laptop at me, by the way, there may or may not be a hole in his wall that needs filling in."

"Oh lovely," Dark rolled his eyes and stopped Anti. "Although it was not smart to attempt to comfort him at least you tried."

Anti gave a sarcastic smile and pulled Dark down by the shirt collar, kissing him quickly. "Thank you Darky, that means so much."

"No problem, Shorty," Dark smirked and instantly ran, Anti flying after him.

Dark ploughed through Mark and Jack who were coming up the stairs and Anti was caught between the two. "Dark get back here so I can kick your ass!" The glitch screamed before turning to Jack. "And Schneep is in his room being an angry munchkin go calm your pissy doctor down!"

Then he pushed the two out of the way and turned into the kitchen, screaming at the older demon about his height. Jack rushed to the German's room and stopped Mark outside before gently knocking and pushing the door open.

"Anti if it is you piss off and Edvard if it is you I vill vipe ze floor vith your face," the doctor growled.

"No, it's Jack," he entered and closed the door, shattered glasses littered the floor as did a smashed computer and there was a hole in the wall beside the door. "Uh, what happened?"

"Edvard and Anti," he grumbled, folding his arms and turning to look at his creator. "Edvard called me in sick from vork and then tried to tell me he understood vy I needed to distract myself ven he obviously didn't understand, zen Anti came in and told me to calm ze fuck down, so naturally I flipped out and threw things at him."

"Sounds eventful," Jack said carefully. "Is there anything I can do to help?"

"Punch Edvard in ze face vith a scalpel and have Anti tickled by Dark for hours," the doctor said, not missing a beat.

"Okay I don't think I can stab Dr Iplier but I can get the second thing to happen," Jack reasoned. "Maybe you should try and talk to Dr Iplier."

"No, I vould send his head through ze vall."

"Maybe, but I think you just need to speak to him and not argue or throw things."

Schneep huffed and looked at the floor. "Sure, I guess."

"C'mon Dr Schneepelstein!"

"Fine, move out my way."

Jack pulled the door open and stepped aside, letting the doctor storm past, giving a nasty look at Mark and made his way to the other doctor's room, kicking the door open and slamming it shut behind him.

Iplier jumped in his chair and looked over at Schneep. "Henrik, please before you start yelling can you let me speak?" He blurted out, Schneep took a deep breath and nodded his head. "I realise I will never understand what you or our brothers went through ever," he gently took the shorter's hands. "But I was just worried about your mental health and what being in a tank did to you, after all I am a doctor."

Schneep couldn't help but snort. "As am I, but I vant to vork so I don't have to zink about vat happened."

"Well because your not working I could help distract you," he wiggled his eyebrows and Schneep rolled his eyes.

"Just because he are dating does not mean you need to make zings dirty."

"Well I wasn't really thinking dirty but if that's where your mind goes then," Iplier smirked wider and was slapped in the chest.

"I threw zings at Anti I vill throw zings at you too," he snapped.

"Oh don't get mad at me now, I'm trying to fix this."

"Vell, you suck at zis."

Iplier blurted out a laugh and pulled the shorter into his chest, hugging him tightly. "I'm sorry I suck at relationship things."

Schneep smiled and shook his head, leaning away slightly. "I'm sorry for yelling at you."

"I accept your apology and now I'm saying sorry for being such an unbelievably huge jackass."

"Apology accepted," Schneep grinned and pressed their lips together, quickly being pushed onto the bed.

"Told you it would work out," Jack removed his ear from the door and Mark rolled his eyes.

"Whatever," he suddenly grinned. "Lets go get Schneep's revenge on Anti!"

Jack giggled and ran ahead of Mark, down the stairs, past the crowded living room and into the kitchen where Anti was standing on the island table and Dark leant against the counter, watching in amusement.

"Hey guys," Jack grinned and stopped a few feet short of Dark. "I was just up talking with Schneep, he seems to have made up with Iplier but wants a little... revenge on you."

"Oh yeah, and what's he gonna do?" The glitch giggled, crouching down.

"Not him," Mark nodded towards Dark who instantly dragged Anti off the island, pinning him against his chest.

"I'm listening," Dark sat his chin on top of the glitch's head whilst he struggled to break the older's grip.

"Schneep said he'd like me to punch Iplier in the face with a scalpel and that Dark was to tickle Anti for hours," Jack said.

"I want a second opinion!" Anti screamed. "You're bullshittin' me right now!"

"No, Anti I know how much you hate being tickled because you're me so I'd never make you go through with that but if Schneep would throw his computer at you I'm positive he'd have you tickled by Dark," Jack shrugged.

"Oh I hope the fleas from a thousand camels backs crawl up your ass!" He shrieked as Dark dragged him up to his room and locked the door, glitched giggles and screams escaping the room for hours after.