Hetalia Kisses!! (slowly updating again c: )

2p! Germany

Requested by @hollyshaeh

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"Nein. Das ist nicht schwer." Lutz sighed, rubbing his temples.

You huffed. "Ja, es ist." Making tea is hard!

Yeah, that's what you were arguing over.

Somehow, tea had been brought up into the conversation you were having with your boyfriend. How? Don't ask me.

"Nein!" He shook his head.

"Ja!" You nodded yours.

"Nein!"

"Ja!"

"STOP."

"...."

The two of you glared at each other, his pinkish purple eyes boring into yours.

You shrunk into your seat and whimpered. "You can be scary sometimes.."

"Entschuldigung, meine liebe.. I don't mean to frighten you.." Lutz wrapped his muscular arms around you and pulled you into his lap.

You squeaked in surprise, blushing. This made him let out a throaty chuckle. "You are so damn cute."

"Shut up!" You slapped his chest, knowing it wouldn't affect him at all. He merely chuckled more and took the cigarette away from his lips, tilting your head up and kissing you harshly.

You kissed him back with a soft moan and he pulled you closer, leaning forward a bit to move your bodies closer.

He eventually broke the kiss to take a puff of his cigarette.

Like, bruh. Really.

You rolled your eyes and pushed his face away from yours.

He growled playfully and pushed you off of his lap, making you land on your ass on the ground.

"Ow, you German asshole! That hurt!" You hissed, standing and rubbing your butt.

"Aww, do you want me to kiss it better?" He smirked, puffing on his cigarette.

"Stop being a perv and apologise." You blushed, crossing your arms over your chest.

"Nein, I did nothing wrong." He said simply, shrugging from his comfy chair.

"You pushed me on the floor!" You argued.

"No I didn't!"

"Yes you did!"

"No I didn't!"

"Yes you did!"

"No I didn't!"

"Shut the hell up and hug me, okay?" You whined, not wanting to cause a real fight over something so stupid. You and Lutz argued a lot, it was probably because of his boastful attitude and overall bad behaviour, but he was always very loyal to you, and never cheats. Ever.

"Okay." He smiled slightly and stood up, wrapping his arms around you for the second time and picking you up and off of the ground, nuzzling your hair.

"I love it when you're like this.." You smiled, hugging him back with your much more petite arms.

"I'm always like this." He replied, taking a puff of his cigarette again.

"No you're not. You can be a real asshat sometimes."

"Okay, okay, okay." Lutz sighed out, setting you down.

"You're agreeing with me?!" You gaped. He never agreed with your opinions.

"Ja, I am.." He said quietly.

"Say it." You smirked.

"Hell no!" He snapped.

"Say it!" You snapped in reply.

Lutz sighed. "I'm... an asshat."

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" You shrieked in laughter, slapping your thigh.

"Shut up, (Y/N)!" He blushed, huffing.

You quickly stood on your tippy toes and snatched away his black WW2 cap, something he let you occasionally wear, but didn't want you stealing without permission. "Ha! Look Lutz! Now you're just an ass without a hat!" And with that, you ran away from him.

"YOU FUCKING BITCH!" He yelled, chasing after you, unable to hide the smile on his face.

As dysfunctional as your relationship was, it always worked out, because in the end, he loved you, and you loved that asshat too.