Things Stray kids once said; P4

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A/N: I missed writing those. 
Do you guys know any NCT dream/ Stray kids books that I can read on wattpad or tumblr , it doesn't matter I just want them to be completed.

Suri: How do you feel about kidnapping? 

Hyunjin: Its wrong and it shows bad character. People who kidnap are heartless and are jealous. 

Suri: What about kidnapping Jeongin, to keep him as our. 

Hyunjin: That is another story. What do you have in mind? 

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Suri: :( 

Changbin: .... Snakes are happier without arms

Suri: :) 

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Minho: Please Suri no, I love you. 

Suri: I'm sorry, I have to. 

Minho: Please Suri, I'm begging you, after all we've been through together. 

Suri: I'm sorry *places down a 4+ card* uno 

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Jisung: I'm so fucking pissed off. I just realized they're called pancakes because they're cakes that you make on a frying pan. Fuck english. 

Suri: Watefall? 

Jisung: Oh my god I'm raging

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Suri: Chris, I'm forcing you to go to sleep or so help me I will shove a motherboard so far up your ass

Chan: Technically I outrank you-

Suri: SO FAR YOUR ASS

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Suri: Winnie the pooh didn't rock a crop top our whole childhood just to watch us become confident in out bodies, its time to stunt.

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Hyunjin: *Narrowing his eyes* is that a stain on your dress? 

Suri: Your shoes also don't match 

Priest: are you going to say your vows or? 

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Suri: *Carrying a lot of groceries in both hands* 

Jeongin: *Reaches out to take a bag.*

Suri: *switches all the bags to one hand to hold Jeongin's hand with the other* 

Jeongin: That's not what I- Okay. 

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Suri: If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep.

Changbin: after it's asleep, put it in your mouth but don't eat it. 

Suri: just let it sit there, it will get warm and wake up. 

Changbin: now you have a bee in your mouth. 

Seungmin: Why the fuck would I do that? 

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Minho: I get really nervous whenever Suri compliments me, I don't know what to say. 

Suri: you look very beautiful today. 

Minho: Happy birthday

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Suri: are we fighting or flirting? 

Hyunjin: my hands are literally wrapped around your neck.

Suri: that doesn't answer my question.

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Felix: I'm sorry, but i think we should break up. 

Changbin: oh 

Felix: its not you, its me. 

Suri, in the background: maRIO

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Chan: any other meaningless conspiracy theories? 

Changbin: yes, did you know that go-gurt- 

Suri: is just yogurt.

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Suri: how does a train eat? it does chew chew

Seungmin: get out

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Suri: I had a dream that ocean was filled with orange soda.

Suri: it was a fanta sea.

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