Things you DONT want to hear when your getting a tattoo:
1: Oops....
2: It looked so much easier on Wikipedia.
3: There are two O's in Bob, right?
4: Uh... did you know we are now giving free refunds?
5: Eagle?! I thought you said beagle!
6: I can tattoo with my feet! Wanna see?!
7: *sneeze* Uh oh....
8: Well, I for one think pink instead of red looks fabulous.
9: So, hearts are the ones with five edges, right?
10: Let me call my manager...
