Friendship poems and quotes:
1: Its hard to find a friend thats
95% talented
96% funny
97% loving
99% intelligent
So you better hope you don't lose me! ;3
2: We're not sarcastic, we're hilarious! We're not annoying, we're just cooler than you! We're not mean, we just don't like you. And we're NOT obsessed, we're just best friends!
3: We were made to be friends; cuz no mother can handle us as sisters!
4: There is nothing better than a friend, unless it's a friend with chocolate.
5: One sure way to lose another woman's friendship is to try to improve their flower arrangements.
6: We'll be best friends before ya know it; just because you already know too much.
7: We're the type of people that laugh at the same joke three times:
Once when it's told,
2nd when someone explains it to us,
3rd five minutes later when we actually get it.
8: Need a friend? Text me. Need a laugh? Call me. Need money? This number is out of service.
9: *friend falls*
Haha! Oh wait, your crying are you okay?
10: A true friend is someone who you can come to their door with a dead body, grab a shovel and they'll stay quiet and follow you.
