Dad: Hey I got u an awesome gift!
Me: Oh! What'd u get me?
Dad: See that, bright, shiny black GMC Topkick truck with the smoke pipes and the flashy finish?
Me: OOOMMMMGGG YES!
Dad: I got you a pair of socks in that same color!
Me: Oh. You shouldn't have.
Dad: Happy birthday!
Me: Gee, thanks dad. *rips up socks*
