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(I'm sorry) Horny Headcanons

A/n so uh I'm gonna try and make this as gender neutral as possible, because I have recently learned I have male readers owo also I'm sorry for making this LMAO I just got an idea and made something cursed, but this is mainly a ref sheet for whenever I make lemons for them

THIS WAS A JOKE PLEASE SYOP TAKING IT SERIOUSLY 😂😂😂

Lucifer

1. kinks- He is the avatar of pride, so he would prolly have a praise kink, but he also loves being in control, so bondage is a must. Unless you don't want to walk tomorrow, do not call this man Daddy. I swear to god, if you call him Daddy, you are in for a loooong ride.

2. nicknames- Love, princess/prince, kitten

3. rough or easy- If it has been a hard day, he will go hard but if he is in a good mood he might go easy, but probably not.

4. Sub or Dom- Have you not read the kinks section? HE IS A BIG BOI DOM.

5. Quickies?- He personally isn't too fond of them, but if he's pissed off from the endless amounts of paperwork, and a lot of convincing, he might be down for a quickie. Of course they are not ideal, he likes to savor it when he is making love to someone, but he does have his moments.

6. Ever let Y/n top?- Maybe. He may like being in control but he does have his very rare moments where he just wants to enjoy the view of his lover riding him.

7. Position- He loves the Missionary, because he enjoys seeing his s/o's face while he is pounding into them.

Mammon

1. kinks- Praise kink, he gets made fun of all the time, please show this baby he is doing fine. He is a whore for nicknames--

2. nicknames- He doesn't have any for you, but you do have some for him, Puppy (he finds it comforting), My love (he sometimes just needs to be reminded that there is always someone in his corner), Hero (Do i even need to explain?)

3. rough or easy- Depends on your mood really, you are usually the one in control.

4. bottom or top- Bottom. phat bottom

5. Quickies?- God no, he hates them. He wants to enjoy every second, not feel rushed to finish. Nothing can convince him to have one.

6. Ever let Y/n top?- always, but there are some moments when Y/n lets Mammon top, he always gets super embarressed when topping tho.

7. Position- (for males) He loves the spork, it hits all the right places in all the right ways. (for girls) Cowgirl, god he just adores the cowgirl.

Leviathan

1. kinks- Roleplay, it makes him feel more confident he he can pretend he isn't himself

2. nicknames- He doesn't really have any nicknames for you when having sex, but he does have cute everyday nicknames for whenever.

3. rough or easy- This angel will go easy on you unless you ask otherwise

4. top or bottom- Switch but mostly top

5. Quickies?- Not a fan

6. Ever let Y/n top?- Yes, it's not rare for y/n to top but it's not every time either.

7. Position- Leap frog, It's to embarrassing if you can see his face because he knows he will be a blushing mess.

Satan

1. kinks- Bondage, begging (Watching you beg is the best thing ever for him)

2. nicknames- Kitten, thats it, only kitten.

3. rough or easy- Mostly easy, but if he is mad then he will go rough

4. top or bottom- top

5. Quickies?- no. Satan is a man of class, quickies just won't do with him.

6. Ever let Y/n top?- sometimes but rarely, they have to beg

7. Position- Missionary

Asmodeus

1. kinks- Literally all of them

2. nicknames- Depending on his mood or kink at that moment, he will have differnt nicknames.

3. rough or easy- R O U G H

4. Sub or Dom- switch

5. Quickies?- Oh god yes~ He will take any moment he can to fuck the living day lights outta you.

6. Ever let Y/n top?- Yes

7. Position- All of them--

Beelzbub

1. kinks- Food play (is that what its called?? Like using chocolate and whipped cream n' stuff), Praise (he baby, he loves being told he's doing good)

2. nicknames- He doesn't really have any

3. rough or easy- easy

4. Sub or Dom- Switch

5. Quickies?- No. It's rare that he even has sex as is, quickies are a no go for Beel.

6. Ever let Y/n top?- Sometimes

7. Position- Missionary, in the rare moments he does do the do he wants it to be a memorable as possible

Belphegor

1. kinks- He doesn't really have any--- all this man does is sleep.

2. nicknames- Like Levi he doesn't have any for sexual moments, but he does have cute eveyday nicknames

3. rough or easy- bold of you to assume he'd go easy. This man is ROUGH rough

4. top ot bottom- Top

5. Quickies?- Not a fan, but will have them sometimes

6. Ever let Y/n top?- When he's feeling tired but doesn't want to stop he will let y/n top, but thats the only time

7. Position- He doesn't have one