"Whoreo" Created a group chat.
Titties twister: wtf is this? Brooklyn what did you just add me to?
Whoreo: uhmm well devyn I figure we can have group chat with our main hoesssss.
Tommo: Brooke I did not agree to this.
The payne train: what Louis said.
Whoreo: I didn't give you a choice sluts.
Hazza: I'm scared honestly.
Bby M: me too ngl H.
Church boy Niall: babe. Why the fuck am I here?
Whoreo: because I said so Niall.
Zaddy Zayn: I think I'm starting to realize that Brooke is a meany.
Whoreo: stop being a little bitch Zayn. Jk I love you.
Titties twister: bruhhh last date me a Louis had was a movie and Zayn was there and cried like a baby. He's a bitch.
Zaddy Zayn: stop judging me. That shit was scary as fuck.
The payne train: we love you Zayn.
Bby M: last date me and Harry had he fucking fell off the bed and ate shit. I laughed my ass off.
Hazza: that shit hurt my arse. That bed is bloody high M.
Church boy Niall: last time I stayed at Brookes she fucking choked on a popsicle and almost died.
Whoreo: Niall don't out me like that.
Tommo: was is an actual popsicle or Niall's dick?
Whoreo: both.
The payne train: shut up. I don't wanna hear about your sex life. What you and Niall do in bed is not my business.
Whoreo: I'll have you know that Niall's dick is quite amazing.
Bby M: so is Harry's you can count on that.
Tittie twister: Louis is quite packing might I add.
Hazza: can y'all like not talk about our dicks please?
Church boy Niall: that would be lovely.
Tommo: I don't mind. Let it be known I have the biggest dick here.
Zaddy Zayn: uhmm Louis we all know that is not true.
Hazza: I think it's Liam ngl.
Whoreo: me too.
Bby M: Harry's right.
Tittie twister: sorry lou.
Tommo: devyn you're my girlfriend what the fuck!?
Tittie twister: oops?
The payne train: y'all can not-
Church boy Niall: LOUIS BROOKE JUST CAME OUT OF MY ROOM AND SAID "Louis' fucking munchkin self has a baby carrot"
Whoreo: heyyy why did you tell on me?
Tommo: that is not correct. And for your information Niall's dick is small too.
Whoreo: no the fuck it isn't.
Church boy Niall: no sir it isn't.
Zaddy Zayn: sooo the weather?
The payne train: how about a game of football? Anyone wanna come? I just got a new ball I wanna test out.
Hazza: I'm down. M said she'd come watch.
Whoreo: me and Niall are on our way and I'm gonna kick your ass.
Tommo: devyn is forcing me to go. I don't even wanna see you hoes because you fucking all made fun of my duck.
Tommo: dick*
Tittie twister: we'll see y'all soon.
Whoreo: byeeeee
Zaddy Zayn: cya
Church boy Niall: peace
Hazza: bye
Bby M: bye my loves
Tommo: bye bitches
The payne train: yeet.
(A/n: I get way to bored and I feel like this is gonna be interesting. Have a nice time reading this because ima make shit go down. Hehe)
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Group Chat. Twinkle twinkle little star ⭐
Hayran KurguTwinkle twinkle little star. ⭐ just a quite chaotic group chat with some besties. including the 1d boys. (they aren't in 1d) This is also randomly updated.
