True Colors

V

"Why am I heeeeeeere?"

I rolled my eyes at how dramatic Apple can be, dragging her feet like that like I forced her to come with me to Economics Faculty's library.

"Aren't you a Photography major? What the fuck are we even in Economics building for?"

At the rate that I kept on rolling my eyes I wouldn't be surprised if it gets stuck permanently.

"Yeah, I mean, I'd much rather be some place else than here."

Apple straightened up her posture and threw Wayo a deadpan look. "You mean you wanna strut that ass of yours around the hallways of the Medical Faculty to finally tap that rat's ass?"

"Jesus, Apple, you couldn't get anymore accurate if you tried."

"Ladies." I hissed sharply to which both of them responded with feign innocence before going back to sulking. "I don't remember asking you guys to come?" I couldn't help raising my voice at that. God, they're extra irritating today.

I may have had the patience of a saint as Apple would lovingly remind me but I'm human, too, and right now, this human's patience is wearing thin.

"Well I never would've cum even if you asked me to."

I whipped my head sharply at that and glared at Wayo, couldn't have missed the innuendo if I tried.

"Ewww, Wayo, the fuck?" I'm almost proud at Apple that she reprimanded him only to be disappointed when she followed that up with "Great comeback, up top!"

Jesus. And you'd think they'd start acting even an inkling to what a responsible person should now that they're in their freshman year but, no, I was proven wrong yet again.

"You don't have to come inside--"

"Didn't know you like to bottom." Wayo said smirking to which Apple responded with a hysterical laugh and an "I'm loving you today, Yo, keep at it."

I massaged my temples and started counting down. And if die from aneurysm right here and now, I'd come back to haunt these brats' ass.

"Like I said--"

"Yeah, I heard you the first time, P'Sing."

I glared at him. "Okay, first of all, you're hanging out with Farm too much. Second, you could just leave if you wanted. It's not like you have to keep me company in the library."

Apple literally hopped to my right and latched onto my arm. "Ohooooo, my Prince ja, please don't be mad anymore. Na? Nananananana?"

Jesus. Fuck, Apple. I could already feel myself caving in.

"Ohoooo, P'Sing ja, don't kick us out, na? We just wanted to spend some time with you." Wayo latched on my left arm, pretty much mirroring what Apple is doing.

I sighed heavily.

"Seriously." I said with a sharp I'm so done with you two tone. "What is up with you two?"

"We miss you."

"How the fuck do you miss me, Apple? We live together, for crying out loud."

"Can't we just miss being pampered by you?" Wayo said, batting his eyelashes.

That is so motherfucking weird and I'm not even going to try and delve into that just to understand this already weird as fuck situation.

I'm not dumb. I know something is up. I just don't know what that something is.

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We're now sat at one of the long tables in the library, away from the librarian's eyes just so if any of these lil shits fell asleep we wouldn't get kicked out immediately.