And Now, The Products of The World!

Magnet(UkUs 2.2)

A/N: See I told you I would post this on Saturday! Now, plot of this continuation? Basically England and America reflecting on what Japan said to them in the last chapter. It was a sexual innuendo for the little kids. Don't look that up.
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What happened in the last chapter:

Japan caught England and America's attention.

"Next time when you come over, prease keep it down. But, reave your door open a bit. Prease."

And Japan ran away.
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The two stood there for what seemed like hours before America cleared his throat.

"So that's why my ass felt sore this morning."

England looked at America.

"Did you really have to put it like that?"

And for a while the pair walked down the hall, not really thinking straight before England suddenly stopped.

"Wait a minute..."

The two looked at eachother before running down the hall. Well England carrying America since running was too much of a problem for America cause his ass still hurt.

The pair busted into the meeting room with America still in England's arms somehow. Both looked fucking murderous.

"Japan~where are you?"

The two turned to where Japan sat as he jumped out the window hella fast.

England and America ran after Japan.

The nations looked at eachother.

"Ve~ Germany, what was that about?"

"I don't know Italy, I don't know.."
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Meanwhile somewhere in New York:

"WHY DID I FUCK YOU? AND JAPAN LISTENED TO IT!"

"I DON'T KNOW! WHY DID JAPAN TELL US TO LEAVE OUR DOOR OPEN NEXT TIME! THERE ISN'T GONNA BE A NEXT TIME!"

"USE PROPER GRAMMAR"

"I DO WHAT I WANT BIYATCH"

Japan was forced to listen to the two arguing nations while he stood there.

Honestly, he, like many other nations wanted England and America to finally hook up after all the sexual tension they released every meeting.

Seriously, some nations were starting to get sexually frustrated.

Japan sighed and went up to the still quarreling nations. Something about herpes.

"Okay ret me exprain at reast."

The two nations looked at Japan, releasing sexual tension.

"So you and America- Kun came to my house drunk. You decided that you wanted to record a video of you dancing to one of my vocaroid songs. So I agreed. You and America-Kun did and that was the video. Then you two went over to one of my guest rooms to sreep off the arcohor. I suddenry wake up in the middre of the night and hear moaning. So I go to your room and-"

"Yep that's enough, that's quite enough." England interrupted before Japan went into any further detail.

"Wait...what was this chase even about?" America questioned.

"I don't know, sounds like a badly written wattpad fanfiction to me-"
England drops to the floof unconscious as a girl with longish brown hair stands over him.

The girl looks at America and Japan.

"You saw nothing...."

The girl walks away.

Nah that's not what happened.

What actually happened was this:

"Wait, what was this chase even about?" America questioned.

"I don't know. It was kind of pointless." England said.

"Oh well. I'm going home. No point in going to the meeting if we already skipped half of this. Plus, nothing gets done anyways."

"Tch. Might as well go home too. They most likely won't even know we're gone."

"Sayōnara America-kun and Engrand-San."

Then the nations went home.
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A/N: I know! It's short! I wanna start 2.3 of this oneshot, which will most likely be a lemon. And my first one at that. So sorry about that?
Anyways, I said i would publish this on Saturday. I lied. Surprise? Anyways I'm hungry, imma make ramen noodles. Bye.

I like floof

England: Hey spell me.

America: Okay m-e.

England: You forgot the D.

America: ...There's no D in me.

England: Not yet.