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Oneshot 20 - Wow, A Dick! (UkUs)

A/N: Hey there fellow hetalians. Since I'm feeling kinky today imma write my third smut. Cause practice makes perfect! I remember reading a fic where America picks England out a bathtub and is like: "Woah I thought your dick was smaller" and he like touches it and he's like " woah now it's hard " and I'm just like sitting there thinking: "I wanna see a smut of that" and since I'm a fanfic writer I can do that.

Warnings: Wall fucking, America giving England a blowjob, cursing, switching between human and country names

Ight let's go. (This should be my catchphrase)
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So it was a beautiful afternoon in god knows where this takes place. The birds were chirping, the flowers were blooming, the sky was blue and dotted with clouds here and there. The children were laughing as they played tag and ran around and the adults watched as they conversed.

Now let's go over to Europe specifically Britan. It was fuciing raining.

England was taking a shower cause like showering. You need to take one.

Then his bathroom door flew open and hey look it's America!

England groaned as he turned off the shower. He poked his head out of the curtains, his bangs sticking to his forehead.

"What? Can't you see I'm in the middle of something?" England hissed at him.

"France showed me a picture of your dick so I came to see the real thing." America said without hesitation.

"Wait France showed you a picture of my what?" England asked.

The shower curtains flew open and there stood America. America looked down.

"Huh. So it is big. France wasn't lying. I mean you literally named a bell big ben so why wouldn't you have a big dick."

England wanted to cover his prick but before he could he felt soft fingers around his length.

"Hmm..soft. Kinda squishy too like one of those stress balls." America commented while squishing England's big ben softly.

England bit his lip as to not let any noise out. How embarrassing would that be? He knew America was an idiot at times but he never knew he was this forward with things!

'What should I do? If I hit him I'm definitely going to have a boner, but if I don't, I'm going to have a boner.' England thought biting his lip harder as America fondled his sack.

"Squishy. Oh your hard."
America was slowly pumping him as he looked on in awe.

"Lemme just...help you with that.."

England yelped as he felt something warm and wet incase his prick.
"Ngh.."

America hummed softly
"Tastes kinda weird but I like it." He said,though it was kinda hard to make out with the large object in his mouth.

America licked the ever so sensitive head of his already hard dick as precum dripped from it.

"Salty." America slowly bobbed his head and kneaded England's balls with one of his hands.

England was reduced to a moaning mess. He missed the ever so present smirk as America licked and sucked his prick. God America had a skillful mouth. He gripped America's head and forced him down on his dick more as he panted from sheer pleasure.

America didn't mind and just bobbed his head faster, looking up at England with a mischievous glint in his eyes.

"Ngh, A-America, god you're so good at this..." England moaned out bucking his hips.

America let England's dick fall out of his mouth and started pumping again.
England couldn't help but look into those cerulean eyes and without warning grabbed America's face and kissed him.

America wrapped his arms around England's neck and gasped when England bit his bottom lip. Alfred opened his mouth in reply and England attacked his tongue. They battled tongues, England winning and exploring the new territory.

Alfred moaned into the kiss and tilted his neck upwards, so that England could have easy access to his neck. Arthur pulled away from Alfred and attacked his neck with bites, leaving marks that probably wouldn't be gone anytime soon.

Alfred groaned and found England's boner again, pumping him while Arthur moaned against his neck.

"Ngh...Alfred..." Arthur bit him again and licked the newly formed hickey on Alfred's neck.

Arthur turned Alfred around and rubbed his prick against Alfred before ripping off his pants and groping him for good measure.

Alfred gasped as he felt himself spread apart and Arthur's dick tracing his ass lightly.

Alfred groaned at the touch.
"P-please iggy..just get inside me already!"

"Gladly." And with that he pushed himself into America. Arthur groaned at the tightness of America and panted softly.

"I sucked ya dick for a reason Iggy, you can move." America said rolling his hips for good measure.

England turned him around and put America's legs around his waist and America put his arms around England's neck before Arthur thrusted upwards.

Alfred moaned as Arthur filled him.
Arthur started thrusting slowly, having Alfred get used to him inside and started thrusting faster, getting into the rhythm of things.

"Ngh England! You're so big! God just go faster already!" America moaned loudly.

"With pleasure." England started going berserk. Seriously the way Alfred was jiggling in England's grasp was kinda concerning.

"AH IGGY!" America slumped over and into the crook of England's neck.

"God you're so tight America!" England said thrusting harder
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Yeah I wrote that at my sister's house btw. I'm not gonna finish this cause this sucks more than Alfred sucks Arthur's dick.

Why did I make this? Was I that bored? Where did I go wrong in life?