Hi, I'm Redreddraws3, and this is my first time making a oneshot book! This book exists because I have ideas that I wanna write, but I didn't have a book to write them in, so I decided to take matters into my own hands.
Yes, this is an America onesh...
A/N: Hello fellow hetalians! It is I, redreddraws3! Now this oneshot is gonna be different. You've seen me appear in some of my oneshots but what if I just dropped into the meeting room? I swear this isn't narcissistic. Also here's an image for further information.
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It was a normal meeting, well, as normal as it could get in hetalia. America was fighting with England as France was fueling it, Canada was quietly talking to kumajiro in the corner, China was yelling about these western nations and throwing Chinese snacks everywhere, Japan was quietly drawing manga, italy was clinging to Germany for dear life, and Germany was about to lose it when-
"Oof!" Something landed behind them all with a big fat slap.
All the nations turned towards the slap sound to see a body there. And it was getting up.
The person got up and stared at the nations who were staring at her.
She quickly ran to the door pushed them open and ran.
America looked at Germany. "Should we go after her?"
"Ja."
And so it began. They looked for the mystery girl some even chased her but she disappeared around corners. This went on for about 5 mins before-
"HAHA! THE HERO HAS FOUND THE GIRL!"
The nations all ran towards the sound and into the room where they found the girl basically in a headlock.
Germany walked up towards the girl.
"Vho are jou und vhat has brought jou here?" He asked sternly.
"Okay first of all, one, please release me from this headlock, you're choking me. Two, my name is Z but you can call me redreddraws, three I don't know how I got here. I was on my phone like usual and then, POOF I get blasted here." Z said.
America released her from the headlock as she dusted her hoodie off.
"Well, it was nice replying to your two questions but I gotta go. " She said walking only to be blocked my England.
"Oh fuck, I forgot I was short." She said aloud.
"We have one more question to ask you. Do you know who we are?" England asked.
"Yep. From that anime Japan made but hasn't updated in over 4 years."
The nations looked at eachother. "Have you told anyone about us?"
"Nope!" She said popping the P.
"And where are you from?"
"Why does that need to be asked? Anyways, I'm from America."
"Hell yeah!" America and Z highfived
"Anyways Imma give you a deal."
"You're grammar is just as atrocious as America's." England shuddered
"Hey!"
"Well anyways, here's the deal, you don't hurt me cause I know I'm the shortest here, I'm probably taller than china-"
"Fuck you aru!"
"And let me touch France's and America's hair."
The nations looked at her weirdly.
"What? It looks soft!"
"Well anything for a citizen of mine!" America declared.
"As long as you don't ruin mon beautiful hair~" France said with sparkles all over him.
"Okay okay, bend down you tall trees."
French laughter was heard.
Z went over to America first.
"Sooooo soft....." Z said, petting the tall nations hair.
America just stood there.
Z went over to France next.
"Sooooo long...." French laughter was heard.
"Ah mon ami, if want to see something else that's long then-"
"I'm 14."
French laughter has stopped.
"Well then, I should get going before my mom calls the police, farewell bitches!" Z said jumping out a window.
The nations looked at eachother as they comprehended what just happened.
"Ve~ Germany, did she just call us bitches?" -----------------------------------------------------------
Hello again! This was mostly supposed to be a fun chapter, no ships, no drama, just me petting France's and America's hair. Hope yall enjoyed! And bye!
I like floof
France: You wanna know what else is long? My d- *gets slapped by England*
