A/N: Back at it again with England and America. But this time they're at Walmart. Cause...Walmart....
What are they doing? Buying stuff and America gets to push the cart which he is happy about.
England has the list of what they need but America wants corndogs.
Probably gonna be some memes in here. Who knows. I know cause I'm the one writing the oneshot. This is some great wholesome stuff here. Aight let's go.
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America and England were at Walmart. You know Walmart, that one place where it has the weirdest people like that guy who went to Walmart even though he was supposed to be in the hospital? Yeah that guy.
Why were America and England at the store you may ask? To get stuff. Oh here they come now!
"Please!"
"No."
"Pleeeease?"
"No."
"Pretty please with whip cream and tea on top? Actually that sounds disgusting." America shuddered as he imagined the taste.
"America if I let you have the trolley, you'll either, 1. Ask to sit in it 2. Sit in it while shouting for Narnia! Or 3. Drift all over the place." England said to America as they neared the store.
America sighed. "I didn't want to do this but..." America put on his biggest puppy eyes and looked England straight in the eye.
"Big bwothew, pwease let me push the trolley!" America mimicked a little kids voice.
"....alright fine!" England broke contact with America while America cheered in the background.
"Hahah! I knew that would work!" America used his hip to push England out of the way and layed his upper body on the cart(that's what I do)
"You know Alfred, you could've oh I don't know, just asked me to move out the way." England stated as the went inside the store.
"Iggy, this is America, we do things the American way!" America declared.
"Don't call me that!"
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"We need peaches Alfred." England said reading the list.
"Got it!"
"And apples."
"Also got that."
"Peppers?"
"Yep!"
America dumped the boxes of fruit and vegetable in the cart.
"That's too many Alfred." England sighed as he saw the full cart of healthy things.
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"Alfred?"
"Yeah Iggy?"
"Did you write on the list?"
"Nope." America lied.
"Then why does it say Coke on here?" England showed America the list.
America had to come up with an excuse fast. So he thought the one thing that wouldn't get him scolded.
"It's for my drug dealer." He blurted out.
England looked at America.
"Alfred...are you doing drugs?"
"YeeeeeEees...."
England grabbed America by the ear and dragged him until America said that he just wanted to get a coke and not cocaine.
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"Alfred we don't need corndogs put those back." England said looming at the American holding the box of corndogs.
"You can't make me do anything!" America squatted on the floor and slid off.(Cause he's not putting his favorite hoodie on the floor) England sighed.
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The two nations wheeled their bought produce out into the almost empty parking.
England loaded the bags into the back seat and sat in the divers side waiting for America.
He thought he heard the trolley being wheeled downhill until- OH SHIT
America was rolling downhill in the shopping cart while screaming, "FOR NARNIA!" Which is something he SHOULDN'T be doing.
England yeeted himself out the car and chased the trolley whilst screaming, "ALFRED YOU FOOKING IDIOT!"
After that America was never allowed to push the cart.
The end.
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FanficHi, I'm Redreddraws3, and this is my first time making a oneshot book! This book exists because I have ideas that I wanna write, but I didn't have a book to write them in, so I decided to take matters into my own hands. Yes, this is an America onesh...
