Billie Eilish x Male reader (Discontinued)

Chapter 21 from Billie's POV

This is a fillier chapter so enjoy

Julian’s House
Billie’s POV

    … “Goodnight boo” then she hanged up. How dare she call him that. That bitch. We were all sitting on chairs we gathered near the counter while Nate and Alessia cooked Dinner. “It’s really a good idea you had to have a dinner date here and you already are past pet name before you even had your first date?” said Nate. Fuck no Y/N hates surprises. That dude likes his plans and he is probably gonna freak out when he comes. “Yeah I figured that he is a busy man so why not have a dinner date here and Billie and Y/N didn’t go on a date as far as I know and they still use pet names so why not me. Also hand me the salt.” Seriously Imma fucking kill this bitch. Imma slit her throat and watch her chock on her ow-OK Billie seriously calm the fuck down. “By the way when is Justin going to come?” “He already landed. He is in an uber and is coming here after he puts his shit in his crib so I say in 25 minutes or so. Why ask?” I asked her curious “Well Billie we are friends and we haven’t talked in sometime.” Well that’s weird he never told me they were friends. I turned to her and said “Haven’t you guys met already last Sunday?” “Yeah but we didn’t talk that much cause of all the commotion at the Grammys.” They finished up and went and sat on the couches while she and Nate stayed in the kitchen. I heard the doorbell ring. It’s probably Justin. “I got it” I said a went to the door. I opened and was greeted be Justin standing there with his normal smile. I gave him a hug and said “I missed you babe.” I heard him laugh and he said “Me too” and kissed the top of my head cause I was you know fucking short. I held his hand and went inside “Hey guys. Oh hey Ale I didn’t know you were here.” He said surprised. She smiled and said “Dude I’m here for Y/N/N. We are supposed to have a dinner date tonight here.” He looked relieved for some reason. “Oh cool so he is here?”

    “Nope. He is working late.” I said. Y/N doesn’t know what rest is or he choices to ignore it. I hope he is good after what happened in the morning I am still worried. I zoned out for a couple of minutes and was brought back when everyone started laughing. We went and sat on the couches. I leaned on Justin and made myself comfortable. “So guys what do you wanna watch?” asked Josh “We aint watching a horror movie cause Ale hates them” said Justin. “Why don’t we watch the office. It’s funny?” I heard them argue more but I was too bored to give a shit. “Hey guys take these” said Nate. I took a plate and turned to Justin and said “Is this the same food she is going to give Y/N/N?” “Yeah why ask?” I turned my attention to the plate before me and said “Just wondered.” “Ale your cooking is as good as ever.” said Justin. Wait hold up when did he taste her cooking before? That’s something I have to investigate later “Thanks Justin.” “If Y/N doesn’t love this then there is something wrong with him” “I second that” “Me too” “Same here” “Thanks guys” I took a spoonful and tasted the bitch’s cooking.

    “It needs to be spicier” I said in a low voice “What Billie?” Oh I have a plan. I turned to her with a smile and said “I said the food was perfect. Don’t change anything when you give it to Y/N/N.” “Glad you liked it Billie.” What why are you surprised I am bitch and she should’ve know he likes his food really spicy. It’s her fault. She came and sat next to Justin and asked “So what are we watching?” “The Shining.” I said grabbing the remote from the table. “Wait I thought were watching The Office” “Well I changed my mind Josh. You have a problem with that?” I said with a blank face turned to Josh. Josh picked his hands defensively and said “Ok dude chill we will watch the shining.” She hates Horror movie wait till she sees this one. I opened the movie and we all continued watching. I was bored as fuck and I already watched it a couple of time. I was zoned out till I was brought back again when everyone screamed. “Dude you scared the shit out of me. What’s wrong with you?” Justin put his hands up defensively and said “Hey I was just trying to hug you cause you were so scared but you screamed as fuck and it was funny as fuck.” “Yeah it was funny” I said. “Yeah now that I think about it it was funny.” And we continued to watch the movie. I mean they continued to watch the movie while was bored out of my mind.

    Right around the “Here’s Johnny” scene I heard foot steeps behind me. I turned around to see Y/N trying to sneak behind the couch. He mouthed for me to shut up and me knowing what he was about to do winked at him and turned around and waited for him to do his thing. And just when the scariest moment was gonna come her screamed his ass off and everyone screamed like a little bitch and he turned on the lights. By then both of us were on the ground laughing our asses off. “Dude what the fuck. When did you get here?!” “He was here for the past 20 minutes dudes.” “How did you know he was here babe?” “I saw him sneaking in. Wait did you get that on camera?” he nodded and I was thrilled. This video can help me alleviate my mood when I am bored “Send it to me dude.” “I already posted it on Instagram.” I was about to get up when Y/N/N bowed down and said “My partner in crime let me help you stand.” “Well thank you kind sir. And they say the age of chivalry is dead” I replied. I always liked these kind of moments with us. I bet him and “Ale” would have these moments.

    “wait a minute what are you doing here ale?” Classic Y/N. He never pays attention to his surroundings and it always hits him after a couple of minutes of seeing the change. She laughed and said dramatically “You just noticed? I am deeply offended” Bitch. What is she trying to do?! Please oh please Y/N be awkward and don’t recognize her attempt oh please “Oh come on Ale really why?” Yes! Take that you fucking copycat “Well I expected that you’d be busy today so I thought I’d be best to have our dinner date here.”  He tilted his head to the side in confusion and said “With everyone here?” Ok dial back on the awkwardness “No silly everyone will leave after we finish the movie” “Oh. Let’s finish it then” What the fuck. I turned to him surprised and said “Look at who has balls all of the sudden.” “It’s not that I all of the sudden have ball it’s that you’re here and that I’d be okay.” Oh my God isn’t he the sweetest. We finished the movie which stopped being boring cause Y/N here and Justin said “Ok guys that scarred me for life. It’s time for us to go and leave these two love birds.” Love birds please. I don’t even know why they are on this date. Oh wait I set it up didn’t I. I’ll always hate myself for that. “Hey bab-Billie can I talk to you for a second” Fuck he nearly called me babe. I try to remain composed and said “Sure man.”

    We went to his room and locked the door behind us Y/N seemed to zone out on the new door so I said “So what do you wanna talk about.”  “Dude I am freaking out. I didn’t expect her to come today. What if I mess it up? What do you talk about on dates? What if I frea-” I interrupted him and said “Dude chill. All you have to do is wear your best hoodie and be yourself” Told you he would freak out “Dude myself is a traumatized pill junkie alcoholic” I sighed and hugged him. He can be really insecure sometimes “Dude you are way more than that and if she can’t accept you for who you are or look behind the shitty public image painted for you then it’s her loss.” “Damn Billie you have this way of calming me down. I’ll miss having you around always.” “Yeah me too.” We just stood there hugging for a while and I said “Yeah uh... I have to go now” I can’t stand these intimate moments with him. It’s not that I hate them it’s quite the opposite actually. They make me feel conflicted. But I can’t tell him that. Even though he is super smart when it comes to his work his social skills are zero and he can’t pick up signs and I kinda blame him sometimes. “Yeah of course.” We broke up the hug and went downstairs then outside. I gave me a last hug and said “Call me and tell me how it goes ok?” “Of course.” A small part of me wanted me to be there with me and not her but life is a bitch. I sighed and went into Justin’s car. “You okay babe?” I turned to Justin with a smile and said “Of course” he smiled back. “Ok let’s hit the road”