Kree girl: what exactly do you think you're doing Mr Quill
Star Lord: listen we're both adults we're both out here in the middle of nowhere literally I know that you kree have your own way of doing things and I just wanted to
Kree girl: what way is that
Star Lord: come on I've been around the galaxy once or twice
Kree girl: and I heard you earth men have a hard time keeping up when it's time to
Star Lord: half earth man
Kree girl: half?
Star Lord: the good half and trust me I know how.... you.... you should get out of here
Kree girl: what are you talking about
Star Lord: you should get out of here now
Kree girl: I can do it I can do it
J-son: peter
Star Lord: hey dad
J-son: so this is what you do now hang out in bars and hit on questionable women
Star Lord: jealous
J-son: yes
Star Lord: how did you find me
J-son: I'm the king of the spartax planetary system I do have resources. And I thought we'd have a talk. Earth
Star Lord: what about it
J-son: I need you to stay away from it
Star Lord: I'm sorry?
J-son: I know this isn't easy it's your home planet
Star Lord: it is?
J-son: Peter
Star Lord: oh yeah yeah I remember now I remember you came to earth knocked up my mom then abandoned her and me
J-son: peter
Star Lord: and why do you need me to stay away from it? What are you up to?
J-son: I'm trying to save it
Star Lord: this is why I don't ever want to talk to you I don't believe a word you say
J-son: what I am about to tell you only a handful of people in the entire galaxy know a council of the galactic empires has come together and decided that from this day forward the earth is off limits to all extraterrestrial interaction
Star Lord: a council of galactic empires?
J-son: the earth needs a fighting chance if it's ever going to be part of our galactic civilization
Star Lord: and you just figured this out now?
J-son: and the only way that can happen is if it is left alone
Star Lord: left alone?
J-son: I'm coming to you personally
Star Lord: because you have nothing better to do being the king of the galaxy
J-son: the rule is....
Star lord: the rule? It's a rule?
J-son: the rule is that no one is allowed to set foot on earth soil you will honor that law
Star Lord: wow
J-son: if you do not there is nothing I can do to help you
Star Lord: are you kidding me? You make a law that says no one is allowed to touch the earth and all you will be doing is putting a giant target on it you would literally be daring other empires your enemies the badoon thanos to make a grab for it you know that
J-son: what I know is you are the star lord of spartax that is your birthright instead you're gallivanting all over the galaxy doing
Star Lord: stop it
