*Back at the hell house the next day Axl wakes up and starts screaming*
Axl: AHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IM BLEEDING MY BEDS COVER IN BLOOD CALL A DOCTOR IM GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEE (see what I did there 😏😉)
Duff: AXL SHUT THE HELL UP SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP
Izzy: *sighs* Where exactly are you bleeding from
Axl: OUTA MY PUSSY
Steven: your wha... oh shit we're still girls I though that was a dream hehe I still have BOOBIES
Slash: Axl are you sure it's not just your fire crotch
Axl: MY WHAT
Slash: Your fire crotch ya know cause you have red hair
Axl: *sputter* Ahsydjeksh IDONOTHAVE A. FIRE. CROTCH.
Duff: Haha Axl got his period
Slash: Oh great we're all screwed as if he wasn't moody enough
Axl: SHUT UP AND GET ME SOMETHING TO SOAK UP THIS BLOOD YOU USELESS FUCKERS
Slash: *Falls on the floor clutching his stomach* ow what the hell I feel like someone's stabbing me with a knife
Izzy: Shit I think Slash is gonna get his period too someone get him some Jack Daniels
Duff: here ya go ya fucker *throws Slash two full bottles of Jack Slash immediately chugs both and promptly passes out*
AXL: *starts freaking out* IM ON MY PERIOD OH GOD OH GOD THIS IS PAY BACK FOR ALL THOSE PERIOD JOKES I USED TO MAKE *falls to his shnanananana knees knees* WHYYYYYYYYY OH WHY CRUEL CRUEL WORLD
Steven: Oh we're all probably gonna get ours soon! I remember reading something that said that sometimes girls that hang out together a lot sometimes have synced up periods! Isn't that exciting!
Izzy: WHAT! why would that be exciting
Steven: I don't know!
Duff: Where and why in the fuck did you read that
Steven: Well it was in this magazine and I thought it was a comic book and-
Axl: WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME SOMETHING TO SHOVE UP MY VAGINA
Izzy: Jesus calm down I'll go to the store
*Izzy leaves to go to the store which in retrospect wasn't the best idea since he seems to be the most calm and rational one out of the group*
Duff: Just try to hold the blood in
Axl: AND HOW IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT GENIUS ITS LIKE NIAGARA FALLS DOWN THERE
Steven: OH I KNOW! We can hang him upside down out the window!
Duff: 🤔 That just might work good idea Stevie
To Be Continued...
A/N
So I finally was motivated to write this hope you guys like it! I also hope that everyone is safe and doing well. Until next time 💕💕
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Makeup and girls (GNR FANFIC)
FanfictionSome random ass crack fic Guns N' Roses is turned into girls by Skid Row. Some other band(s) come in and you'll see what happens Also the timeline is fucked but it's a fanfic so who cares.
