Izzy: No Nikki you don't understand I'm Izzy Stradlin from Guns N' Roses
Nikki: Oh shit Izz I'm sorry but I didn't know you were in drag! By the way you make a hot chick.
Axl: GOD DAMMIT NIKKI GET YOUR PAWS OFF MY GUITARIST!
Nikki: Oh my LORD AXL YOU ARE INTO DRAG TOO!
*Mick comes out of the shadows*
Mick: Vince will be so proud of you.
Axl: WE ARE NOT INTO DRAG WE WERE TURNED INTO GIRLS! (The bar goes silent) WHAT WHATS SO HARD TO BELIEVE ABOUT IT RACHEL BOLAN AND SEBASTIAN BACH ARE WIZARDS OR SOMETHING IM TELLING YOU! DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE IM CRAZY IM NOT!
*Axl gets thrown out of the bar*
Steven: well we will see you all later bye.
Nikki: What in the hell IS GOING ON!
Tommy: Yoo Nikki did you see that hot chick with the black curly hair!
Nikki: YOU FUCKING DUMBASS THAT WAS SLASH!
Tommy: No cause this girl had some HUGE BOOBS!
Nikki: Jesus did you two do anything.
Tommy: Nope I asked her if she wanted to fuck and she smashed a Jack Daniels bottle over my head.
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Makeup and girls (GNR FANFIC)
FanfictionSome random ass crack fic Guns N' Roses is turned into girls by Skid Row. Some other band(s) come in and you'll see what happens Also the timeline is fucked but it's a fanfic so who cares.
