A/N Have a picture of Kelly Nickels because that man is hot as fuck 🥵🤤
Later that night at the gig...
Axl: Ok ok ok it's fine it's gonna be great no one panic!
Steven: But um Axl I'm a little scared.
Axl: I SAID IT WILL BE FINE! NO ONE PANIC! OK LETS GET OUT THERE!
*They all grab their instruments and go out onstage*
Slash: *yelling into the mic* HEYYYY FUCKERSS GUNS N' ROSES COULDN'T MAKE IT SO WE'RE FILLING IN.
Axl: *whispers* Hey psst Iz what's the name of the band!?
Izzy: *whispers back* I don't know!!! Just... make something up!
AXL: HEY WE'RE TWENTY INCH TITS! ARE YOU READY TO FUCKIN ROCK!
*In the audience there are two bands that know GnR pretty well. Mötley Crüe and Skid Row (minus Rachel because he's still missing)*
Scotti: I am so sorry WHAT is their name???????
Rob: Oh my gosh Scotti they just yelled it! How did you not hear it?
Scotti: No Rob I heard it. I was just- never mind.
Nikki: BRO THAT'S THE COOLEST FUCKING NAME EVER! YO T-BONE WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT!!!
Tommy: DUDE THAT IS SUCH A DOPE NAME! HEY MICK ISN'T THAT A DOPE NAME!
Mick: Shitty name.
Sebastian: Hey dudes don't they kinda look like GnR.
Snake: umm Seb I think that is GnR.
Sebastian: Wellll.... on a totally unrelated note I have to go. BYE!
*all of Skid Row leaves*
Tommy: Huh wonder what that's about?
Nikki: Hey Tommy remember when we were here the other night and GnR said they were turned into girls. I didn't really believe them. I thought that they just wanted to be like Vince. But I don't think they were joking.
Tommy: Oh shit man I don't even remember that! For some reason I can't remember that night. I didn't think I got that hammered!
Mick: Stupid drummer you were trying to hook up with Slash and he knocked you out.
Tommy: *sputters* ahsgshhshdjjkds I WHAT!
Nikki: Oh hahaha yeah dude you tried to fuck Slash. SLASH AND TOMMY SITTIN IN A TREEEE-
Tommy: HEY! In my defense Slash makes a hot girl!
Nikki: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Tommy: Okkkaaayyy... I'm gonna leave right now bye!
Nikki: BYE T-Bone! Hey Mick where's Vince?
Mick: He somehow dyed his hair bright pink and now he won't leave the house.
Nikki: NO WAY DUDE! I HAVE TO TELL TOMMY THAT OUR PRANK WORKED!
Mick: Fuckin teenagers. 🙄
*after the show GnR goes to get some drinks at the bar*
Izzy: Well that didn't go that bad. But seriously Axl what was with that band name.
Axl: What! It's not my fault we didn't think of one before I had to come up with it right on the spot!
Steven: Well I thought it was great Axl!
*Slash walks over to the bar and accidentally knocks over a few drinks on the counter*
Slash: Oops *grabs his boobs* sorry fuckers they're new.
Duff: Dude you gotta watch those things they're huge.
Slash: Fuck off Duff! You're just jealous because your tits are small.
Duff: They're not that small.
Izzy: Dude they're pretty small.
Duff: Fuck you guys!
Axl: WHAT THE IN THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT! Wait Tracii is that you?
Tracii (Guns): AXL!? I didn't know you were into drag! Does Vince know?
Axl: UGGGG! I'm not into drag we got turned into chicks.
Tracii: Really?!
Axl: Yep
*Axl proceeds to tell him the whole story*
Tracii: Well shit dude that really sucks!
Axl: Is the rest of L.A. Guns here?
Tracii: Yeah their right over there by the barrr.....oh no.
*back to the rest of GnR over at the bar*
Izzy: What the fuck are you doing?
Kelly (Nickels): Checkin you out babe *finger guns*
*Tracii runs over to intercept the oncoming catastrophe*
Tracii: NOPE ALL OF THESE GIRLS ARE OFF LIMITS!
Phil (Lewis): WHAT! You can't just claim all of these lovelies for yourself.
Kelly: Yeah dude! No fair!
Tracii: *face palms* oh my god I'm not trying to have them all to myself! They're Guns N' Roses.
Mick (Cripps): Are you insane! How much have you been drinking!
Phil: Has this man been drinking?! Send your answers in on a post card. (Does anyone get that reference 😂)
Tracii: No I have NOT been drinking but I think you have Phil.
Phil: What me absolutely not! *as he proceeds to trip over nothing and fall on his face*
Axl: No dude Tracii's right we were turned into girls.
*Axl tells the whole story again*
Steve (Riley): Damn that really sucks...
Kelly: Yeah if you guys *cough* or should I say gals *wink wink*
Izzy: Fuck off Kelly.
Kelly: Anyway like I was saying until I got rudely interrupted. If you need anything just give us a call man.
Duff: Ayyy thanks my bass brother.
Kelly: Ayyyy bro no problem. I'd usually chest bump you but umm ya know you got tits dude! Even tho they're small.
Izzy: Haha told ya so Duff!
Duff: *Grabs his boobs* You guys are so rude!
Steve (Riley): Hey we would love to hang out but Phil just started singing and dancing on a table so we gotta go...
Mick (Cripps): Whose turn is it to get him down this time?
Steve (Riley): I think it's Kelly's.
Kelly: Awwwh man last time I did it he thought I was kidnapping him. And he wouldn't stop screaming the whole way home!
Tracii: At least he didn't think you were a male escort.
Axl: Haha Kelly have fun with that!
Steven: BYEEEE!!! IT WAS NICE SEEING YOU GUYS!
Izzy: Hey where did Slash go?
Axl: I think he went into the bathroom a while ago...
Steven: He must be taking a MONSTER SHIT!
Duff: *Pats Steven on the head* Sure buddy that's definitely what he's doing.
A/N Shit this one is pretty long 😂 I hoped you guys liked it. Sorry if you don't like L.A. Guns... idk if I'll put them in any other chapters. Lmk if I should! And if you never listened to their music I would definitely recommend it they're really good! Hope you all have a wonderful day/night! Stay safe 💕💕💕
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Makeup and girls (GNR FANFIC)
FanfictionSome random ass crack fic Guns N' Roses is turned into girls by Skid Row. Some other band(s) come in and you'll see what happens Also the timeline is fucked but it's a fanfic so who cares.
