A/N this chapter takes place at the same time as the previous ^ chapter
*At the apartment building across from the hell house Skid Row is currently spying on GnR*
Sebastian: Move Rob I want to see.
Snake: Yeah stop hogging it I wanna see!
Rob: Fine.
*Rob moves away from the little spyglass he was using and Sebastian takes his turn*
Scotti: What are they doing?
Sebastian: They're just sitting around and OH DUFFS DRINKING A PIÑA COLADA!
Rob: I wish I had a Piña colada.
Scotti: Me to Rob.
Snake: Shhh shut the fuck up Baz they'll hear you!
Sebastian: No they won't don't get your tits in a twist.
Scotti: I don't know Baz I don't want them to know we're spying on them.
Rachel: We're not sPyInG on them we're just closely observing their actions.
Scotti: I don't know Rach I feel kinda bad...
Rob: Yeah me too I feel bad for turning them into girls. It's kinda my fault.
Sebastian: Its fine plus its for a good cause.
*Sebastian goes back to the spyglass*
Sebastian: OHHH AXLS TRYING TO FIGHT DUFF!!!
Rachel: WHAT I WANT TO SEE!
Rob: ME TO!
Snake: I DIDN'T GET TO LOOK YET LET ME SEE!
*They all begin fighting for the spyglass Rachel eventually wins*
Rachel: Ha suck on that losers.
Sebastian: Shut up Rachel or I'll turn you into a girl!
Rachel: Oh no I'm so scared you can't even do that dickwad! Rob did it.
Sebastian: Whatever meanie.
*Rachel goes back to looking in the spyglass*
Rachel: Ah man... Axl is hanging out the window by his (her) underwear and you made me miss seeing it happen.
Snake: OH! I want to see give it to me!
*Snake tries to rip the spyglass away from Rachel*
Rachel: WHAT THE FUCK AHHHH MY NOSE CHAIN IS CAUGHT HELP GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!
*Rachel begins running around the apartment with the spyglass hanging from his nose chain*
Sebastian: CALM THE FUCK DOWN NO ONE PANIC!
Rachel: GET IT OFF!
Sebastian: I SAID FUCKING STAY CALM!!!
Scotti: Hey dumbass we can't help you if you keep running around.
*Rachel continues running around and runs right out the opened window
*CRASH*
Rob: Oh shit do you think they heard that.
Snake: Probably.
Scotti: Well I'm not getting caught bye bitches.
*They all go in the closet and hide in there for 2 hours while Rachel is passed out in a bush*
Snake: Hey I think it's ok to go out now we've been in here for 2 hours.
Rob: Oh my god what about Rachel!
Sebastian: Oh no what if they found him!
*They all rush out into the front of the apartment building to find Rachel*
Scotti: Hey guys you don't think he would have just got up and gone to the bar....
Snake: I mean maybe we should go check.
Sebastian: Hey he left my spyglass here how rude!
A/N I hoped you liked this chapter! I don't feel like it turned out that good but oh well. What do you guys think is going on with the Skids how/why did they turn GnR into girls? What happened to Rachel? Leave a comment let me know your theory! Anyway next chapter I think we'll be back to the GnR guys!
Hope everyone's well! Until next time ✌️🤘💕
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Makeup and girls (GNR FANFIC)
FanfictionSome random ass crack fic Guns N' Roses is turned into girls by Skid Row. Some other band(s) come in and you'll see what happens Also the timeline is fucked but it's a fanfic so who cares.
