Sorry it's been a while...Hehe I wrote this one to mess with u guys who were excited about their date.U can go ahead and attack me with sporks,anyway I dunno if wat im writing is right 'cause I've never played role playing.I got the idea from watching Role Models.Love that movie.Freckles is in the chap!!:)
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>>>Chapter 14<<<
Serenity's Pov
I sighed in boredom,staring at myself through the glossy mirror.I was never one for getting ready for dates.So I threw on black skinny jeans,red converse,and an amazing Elmo shirt.I also just left my brown,black hair down and straight.I walked out of the bedroom and into the living room,where Liz and Usui were flirting once again.
"See ya Liz,Usui!"I waved goodbye,striding toward the door hoping Liz didn't notice me.
"Oh my god!Serenity have fun!Be safe!Make sure you use a-"I walked out the door before she could finish.Sheesh does she expect me to sleep with Jace?Such high standards,notice the sarcasm.I walked into the elevator humming along to the crappy music,I was suppose to meet Jace in the lobby.When i walked out I was met by Freckles dressed as an elf.Um is that normal?
"Hey Freckles..."I approached catiously,noticing his foam sword.His cute face snapped toward my direction and he blushed scarlet red.He opened his mouth and closed it,pursing his lips."Watcha wearing..?"I continued,eyeing his green shirt,brown pants,green point hat and pointy ears that matched his skin color.
"Uh I'm an elf." He replied quietly I almost didn't hear him.I raised an eyebrow in questioning.He sighed"It was for a role playing game..."
"Was..."I echoed and he nodded sadly.
"We don't have enough players for both teams and Joe wants them to be equal..."He trailed off sadly.Joe?Isn't that the other nerdy kid in my Physics class.What the hell are all the smarties doing in Vegas?
"Hey Serenity!Hey...Elf?"Jace popped out next to me,making me jump.He smirked,then examined Freckles closely."Aren't you...Freckles?"He questioned.Freckles nodded."Why are you an...elf?"Jace asked dumbfounded.Freckles explained and then Jace turned to look at me and we shared knowing smiles.We can postpone the date for later,we can't miss this!
"We'll play!"Both Jace and I exclaimed excitedly.This is gonna be hilarious!
"Date tomorrow?"Jace questioned and I nodded with a smile.Freckles watched us in astonishment.
"Really?"Freckles double checked and we nodded eagerly.
"Is it even now?"I asked,Freckles frowned.
"We need one more."
"Blake?"I asked hopefully to Jace,already knowing Usui and Liz were preoccupied.He grimaced.
"Busy with a fan..."He trailed off and I grimaced.Can never keep it in his pants.
"Zelliot?"I asked and Jace shook his head no.I smirked.I reached for my phone to call him,but I realized I don't have his number.Jace smiled smugly and I glared.I turned my gaze back to Freckles to apologize,when I noticed Zelliot skipping over.Literally.
"Hey shiznits!"He greeted nicely.Jace frowned deeply and I smiled.
"Hey Zelliot wanna play a game ?"I asked vaguely.
"Definitely."He wagged his eyebrows,I smirked and grabbed his arm dragging him to where Freckles led us.Jace trailed behind with a scowl.
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Twenty minutes later I was dressed as an elf similar to Freckles',since we were on the same team.Jace and Zelliot were ogres.I had to purse my lips,to keep myself from laughing.They had clothes similar to Shrek's with white shirts,brown pants,belts and shoes.Their faces were also painted green.Jace was laughing at himself,while Zelliot was scowling.
"Do these pants make my butt look fat?"Jace asked while modeling his butt.I snickered and smacked it with my foam sword.
"Nah your Shrek butt is sexy."I assure him.My attention was then brought to Joe who was giving a speech about rules and crap.We were in a tiny desert by the side of the road,by Vegas.I think we're role playing a war between elves and ogres.I honestly couldn't take this seriously(A/N:no offense to those who role play).We were then divided up and sent to our own areas(A/N:once again not sure how u really play this).
The ogres glared at us from across the field,Jace was trying to glare but failed as he cracked a smile at me.Zelliot was still scowling."Let the war begin!"Joe shouted and both teams charged at eachother with foam swords.Zelliot was trampled over and instantly killed,due to his lack of awareness.
"No!My dear brother!"Jace shouted dramatically and snickered.Zelliot scowled,cleaned the dust off of him and walked out of the battling area. Freckles was killing ogre after ogre as I watched proudly.Suddenly an ogre popped out on my right and I followed my first instinct.I punched him and he fell coldly to the dirt ground.
"Oh crap!"I yelled.I looked around to see if anybody noticed.Luckily they didn't and I dragged the passed out guy behind a tiny bush.I stealthily walked away from it and kicked in my ninja moves.I joined in with Freckles killing ogre after ogre.
Soon only Freckles,Jace,Joe,a random ogre and I were left.Jace looked like he really got into the game,he was sweating and watched us with narrowed eyes.I narrowed mine in return abd he smiled at me smugly before charging at me.He wrapped an arm around my waist and put the foam sword at my neck."It sad...we could of made an awesome couple."He said,his warm breath hitting my neck."Goodbye dear Sere-"
"No!"Freckles yelled quickly pulling me away and stabbing Jace.Jace looked shocked and we watched him expectantly as he still stayed alive.
"Oh...No!"He dropped to the ground fakng his miserable death.It lasted way too long for my liking so I stabbed him repeatedly.He chuckled and finally closed his eyes.I turned around smiling,but my smile fell as I saw Joe killing Freckles.
"No!"I shouted dramatically.Joe turned smiling proudly.I glared and sprinted toward him.He stared wide eyed as I stabbed him in the stomach.He fell with a thump onto the desert floor.I smirked and began walking toward Freckles when someone stabbed me on my back.I turned stunned to see the guy I punched.
"Crap."I muttered as I fake died.He cheered and the other ogres joined him.I stood up scowling and joined Freckles.
"You looost and we wooon!"Jace sang joining us.I glared and instantly tripped him with my ninja skills.He fell on his Shrek ass"Jeez short tempered much?"He said while pouting and standing up.
"Thanks a lot guys."Freckles said smiling and showing his dimples.
"No problem."We smiled in return.
"Zelliot?"I asked Jace,noticing he was missing.
"He left after he faked died."Jace snickered.
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We said our goodbyes and changed back into our original clothes.We got back to Luxor at around eight pm and walked toward our room to see Liz,Usui and Blake eating pizza.I eagerly plopped down next to Liz and snatched a piece.Jace sat down next to me hungrily eating his slice.Role playing sure makes you hungry.
"So how was your date?"Liz asked curiousity burning in every word.Blake and Usui looked up also waiting with curiousity.
Jace and I looked at eachother with secret goofy smiles."Hilarious!"We replied at the same time and Jace kissed my cheek.That wasn't our real date,but we obviously don't feel like explaining to them.
"Cant wait for the other one tomorrow."Jace said with a smile and I returned it.
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I'm not sure If I like this chap,but I got the idea from watching Role Models.I really don't know how to role play,so sorry If I got things wrong.I also wanted to mess with u guys who were anxious about their date.Were you angry?Don't worry the next chap REALLY will b their date.And I'll try uploading tomorrow too!Hopefully u liked this chap...
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-Redzebra
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