Issues (A Ghostbird fanfic)

That...that Little Blobfish

Hey guys this was long over due! I hope y'all are all doing well, continue being safe, and please remember stay at least 6 feet apart. Okay let's get on with the story:)

The guys were such sweethearts. They carried my bags even though I insisted I was fine, but they said the same thing as the taxi driver...stupid gentleman card. I was snapped out of my thoughts as Victor said my name. 

"Are you fine with Burger King?" he asked. 

"Ohhhhh, burgerssssss! I'm down." I said to them as I jumped up and down a little bit, they let out a few chuckles, making me come to a stop and turn a nice shade, of what I like to call, strawberry pink. I let out a small giggle and turned to the face the guys again when we arrived at the food court. Victor asked for our order, which were shortly given, while I told Victor I would look at the menu. I went up with him, took cash out, and ordered what I would like-but unfortunately I was to slow, as Victor has already swiped the one and only black card that my entire family has.

I turned to Victor and looked at him in disbelief as he cheekily smirked at me. 

"Too late princess." he said.

"It's never to late my prince, you watch your back." I giggled to myself and quickly slipped a five dollar bill into the back pocket of Victor's jeans as he smirked to himself. I was dead serious when I told him to watch his back. 

"Order number 5." an employee called out.

"Yes, that's us. Thank you." Victor and I said at the same together, making us bust out laughing, after we, well Victor due to his fear of losing his card, had collected our meals. I let out a faint smile, making sure that Victor couldn't see it as we began walking towards the sea of tables. It wasn't hard to spot Kota and Silas-is all that i'm saying. Victor sat the trays down and we all just dove right in stuffing our faces with all the yummy foods. 

"Mmm!" I moaned out as I ate the first bite of my spicy chicken burger, with extra pickles of course. I heard some chocking sounds and quickly snapped my eyes up, looking at the guys with wonder.

"Are y'all alright?"

"Mhmmm." They answered at once. I just ignored it and continued to devour my angelic food. My love for food is unbeatable, everything just bursts with flavors, looks, and so much more. After I had finished I looked up and saw only Silas, who was just staring at me, while biting his lip.

"Hey Silas, is there something on my face? Also where are the guys?" I asked.

"Kota and Victor went to the bathroom; they announced it to the table, but you were having a little too much fun with your burger. And I was just in the mood to admire something beautiful." he said to me with a cheeky smile and wink.

"I'll be right back-i'm going to go throw our trash away μικρή γοργόνα (little mermaid)." I let out a quick yep and patiently sat at the table, waiting for my guys to come back. 

"Hey little mama." I heard a voice from my right say to me.

"Hi." I said back, hiding all my emotions, which was mainly disgust, from my face. Seriously you could find this guy in an urban dictionary to define the word ugly tobacco stinking brute.

"What's your name?"

"It's Ariel." Ugh, why won't this mothertrucking Blobfish leave me alone.

"Well cutie, how about we tango together."

"No, thanks. Bye." I said with just a hint of attitude, that I am sure this dude can't catch, even when he's sober.

"How bout you give me a kiss and i'll leave." He said to me.

"No, now leave me alone!" I quickly told his and speed walked away to the ladies room. I was just about to enter, but I was quickly pinned to the wall by the stupid nicotine smelling Blobfish.

"Now, Ariel, was it? Let's have some fun." Oh, turdballs. This dude sucks, I thought to myself. I kept my composure calm, and decided to have some fun with this guy. 

"Why, not." I said to him...right before I kneed him in the ball sack and roundhouse kicked him in the face-knocking him out. 

Aww I really wished he lasted longer.

"Ariel? Oh my god, what happened? Are you okay? Why is he knocked out?" Kota and Victor, all but shouted at me.

"Guy, relax! He wanted to have some fun, so we, well I, had some fun. Okay, now that, that's over let's go; Silas will probably be looking for us."

Kota and Victor were staring at me as I had grown a third head, but continued walking back to the table with me.

"Guys it's best if we head out now. That guy will wake up any minute." Kota said after Victor explained what occurred to Silas.

Kota and Silas took my hand and dragged me to random shops, util we got outside the mall and saw Victor who pulled up with his car-at the perfect timing. Because right before Victor pulled up we caught sight of Mr.Blobfish. The three of us jumped into Victor's car while the blobfish yelled profanities after catching  sight of my stunning happy face, that was holding a middle finger to his face.

Victor quickly drove off and laughed with the rest of us. The last thing I thought as we left the mall's parking lot is they're going to ask me a lot of questions, and Mother, and the evil daughter better not see me getting home out of Victor's car.