The Silent Joker

9(R:E)

At the 2nd Years hallways

"Go buy a sandwich and bring it back ♥" Riko said. "Ha?"

"Sandwich?" "Actually, on the 25th of each months, the store of Seirin high sells a limited number of a special sandwich. A phantom sandwich that makes you succeed at anything if you eat it, whether it's love matters or club activities. A sandwich with black Iberian pig cutlets and the three best delicacies for 2800 yen!!" Riko said. "Expensive!!!" "And won't the quality drop if you add in so much stuff!!" You raised an eyebrow. "We won against Kaijou. Training is going well. At this rate, we might finally be able to get that legendary sandwich!" Hyuuga added. "We're not the only ones aiming for it...." "...it might be a little bit more crowded than usual." Riko mumbled. Hyuuga sweat dropped. "We  just  have  to  go  buy  a  sandwich? That's  too  easy." Kagami  rolled  his  eyes. Riko  chuckled  as  she  handed  us  money. "Here!" Hyuuga gave us a smile.

"Of course the second years are paying for it. And bring back lunch for everyone while you're at it, but if you fail...." Hyuuga had a scary smile. "You can keep the change. We'll just increase your amount of muscle training and footwork by three times." We all paled and flinched. "Scary!!"

You and Kuroko stared at them with a blank face. "Come on, if you don't hurry they'll run out of it. It'll be alright, we did the same thing last year." Izuki said. Once he finished everyone saw Izuki as an angel. "Izuki Senpai...." "It's just buying a Sand....wich....the sand witch eats sandw-" "alright we're leaving." The first years walked away.

"Wait, (L/n)!" You stopped walking and turned around facing them once again. "You're not going...we need to talk." Riko said. You nodded and walked towards them. You looked at their faces. Mitobe was sweat dropping. He looked tense. "You're always worrying too much, Mitobe. Do you have a bad feeling about this?" Koganei mumbled. "...Geez, a little bit, huh?" "Eh? Anyways, (l/n)....WHAT THE HELL?!" Riko grew a vein. You jumped in surprise. Hyuuga glared at you. Which made you tremble. "So! You think following the delinquent is a good idea, huh?!" Koganei nodded on the background. "Yeah, i mean come on you have a huge scar on your nose!" He  added. Mitobe  nodded  in  agreement. "Wari...." Riko  raised  an  eyebrow. "(L/n), from  my  point  of  view  it  looks  like  your  body  strength  number  has  gone  down..." Everyone  had  a  shock  expression. You  shrugged. "It's  nothing..." "take  your  shirt!" Riko  commanded. You  blinked  twice. "Eh?" Hyuuga  glared  at  you. "You  heard  her! Do  it!" You  looked  around. "Here? We're  in  the  middle  of  the  hallway...?" Everyone  looked  at  each  other  and  nodded. Koganei  grabbed  your  wrist  and  pulled  you  inside  a  classroom. As  the  rest  walked  in. Riko  coughed  loud  enough  to  catch  the  students  attention. "Leave. He's  going  to  change." She  said. "Hugh?!" "I  SAID  LEAVE  OR  YOU'LL  DIE!!!" She  said  with  a  warm  smile. Everyone  did  as  told  and  quickly  walked  off.  Now  the  second  years  closed  the  door  and  looked  at  you. You  sighed. You  unbuttoned  your  shirt  and  took  it  off. The second years jaws dropped down to the floor. "DID THEY GANG UP ON YOU!?" You shrugged. "They did, but they just used knives. I kill-"

(L/n) (Y/n) to the front office, now!!!

You sighed. "Dammit....I'll explain everything to you guys later." You finished buttoning your school shirt. "Okay...ugh good luck." Izuki said. You nodded and walked out.

You  passed  through  people. Your  legs  stopped  moving  once  you  were  in  front  of  the doors, which  lead  outside  the  lunch  court.

"The  Principal  can  wait..." you  walked  inside  the  court, and  you  were  amazed  at  the  amount  of  people  that  were  lined  up  for  the  "Legendary  Sandwich". Right  away  you  spotted  your  team  on  the  back  of  the  crowd. "Yo." You  spoke  out  once  you  were  close  to  them. "Eh, oh! (L/n), so  like  yeah...." Kagami  pointed  at  the  crowd. "We  have  a  problem, and  especially  because  the  Sumo  club  is  in  front..." he  grunted. You  looked  at  the  scene, and  he  was  in  fact  right. The  sumo  team  are  in  front  of  the  crowd. Without  thinking  you  walked  towards  the  crowd. "Oi!!!" The  team  shouted  for  you.

As  you  walked  pass  the  crowd, you  stopped  and  tapped  on  one  of  the  Sumo  guy's  shoulders. Catching  his  attention. "What!?" He  yelled. You  gave  him  your  familiar  bored  expression. "Move, I'm  hungry." "HAGGH!?" He  was  about  to  swing  his  fist  at  you, but  you  smoothly  dodge  it. Crossing  your  arms, you  looked  at  him. "Look, Im  hungry. I  could  literally  die  at  any  minute, so  how  about  we  make  a  bet?" The  Sumo  male  seemed  to  finally  catch  attention. "And  What  is  this, "Bet", you're  talking  about?" You  placed  a  finger  under  chin. "Hmm, how  about  I'll  help  you  out  with  the  girl  of  your  dreams?" You  asked. The  boy  froze. "H-How  did  you  know..?" The  sumo  man  whispered. You  were  amazed  from  your  guessing  game. "I-I  just  know....? Anyways, is  that  a  deal? You  let  me  pass, I'll  get  you  your  girl?" "Alright! You  seem  to  be  good  with  the  ladies, so  I  trust  you!" You  nodded  and  walked  passed  them.

"What...."

"The..."

"Hell?"

Your  team  began  to  amaze  you. As  you  passed  people  they've  send  you  glares  and  shouts  at  you. Since  you  have  a  fandom  they  protected  you  at  any  cost. "One  sandwich, please." You  spoke  at  the  lady. The  lady  blush, "Hai!"

And  so  you're  on  your  way  to  your  friends, with  the  sandwich  of  course.

"Here." You  placed  the  sandwich  onto  Kagami's  hand. "That's  all  I'll  be  doing. I  need  to  take  a  trip  to  the  principal's  office." You  walked  away. "Thanks?"

You've  arrived  at  the  front  office. You  took  a  deep  breath, and  open  the  door. "Yo." You  spoke  out. The  sight  of  the  principal's  glare  made  you  want  to  some  reason  punch  'em, is  that  normal? "I've  called  you  10  minutes  ago! Where  were  you!?" "Wari, I  was  on  the  bathroom." The  principle  grunted  as  you  sat  down  in  front  of  him. "I've  received  news  from  you..." he  began. You  gave  a  questionable  look. He  took  a  deep  sigh. "Look, (L/n)  I  understand  you're  trying  your  best  and  everything, but  you  can't  just  continue  fighting  delinquents  all  the  time...." you  were  silent. 'Huh?' Was  the  only  thing  that  popped  on  your  mind. "I  have  no  choice, but  to  give  you  a  strike..." your  eyes  widened. "Wait-Wait!!! Huh???" "Look-" "Come  on, I  did  whatever  you  asked  me  to  do? I  even  went  to  that  morning  weekend  thing. Please  just  tell  me  what  I  did  to  make  you  hate  me?" You  shouted, you  quickly  cover  your  mouth. The  principal  was  shock  at  the  random  shout. Heck, even  you. You've  never  shouted  that  loud  in  your  life. "(F/N)!"  "Sorry...." you  whispered. "I  have  no  choice, I've  received  some  bad  news  of  you  by  many  students...I  already  called  your  parents, and  they  said that  we  could  hold  a  meeting." You  stared at  the  window, that  showed  the  beautiful  scenery  of  the  outside  world  from  hell. "Yeah, I  guess..." You  stood  up, bowed  down, "Please, excuse  me." and  walked  out  of  the  room. Once  you  were  far  enough, you  frowned. 5  minutes  left. 'I  still  have  time  to  get  my  stuff  to  get  the  hell  out  of  this  school....'