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My Reaction To Attack On Titan

(Note: I said most of this in my head. Don't judge me :P)

(SPOILER ALERT BY THE WAY)

OKAY OKAY I'LL START WATCHING ATTACK ON TITAN D.J. GEEZ

(D.J. is a RL friend of mine)

*flips on Netflix*

*finds Attack On Titan*

(Keep in mind I already know how bad-a** the theme song is and totally love it but haven't seen the actual show yet)

Okay. First episode.

*switches on episode*

Ooh, this show is subbed.

SCORE!

'Kay. Fading in on a city with wal-WHAT THE HECK IS THAT

IS THAT A HAND

THAT'S A GIANT HAND

YEAH HUMANITY SHOULD BE AFRAID

OH GOD THE HAND HAS A BODY

maybe it won't be that ba-WHAT THE HELL

WHAT IS

IS THAT WHAT A TITAN IS

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE THEIR NORMAL SIZE

Pssh. That wall ain't holding any of those suckers out if they're all that big.

Oh okay. They're actually all really freakin' small compared to that wall, but WHAT ABOUT THE GINORMOUS ONE

WHAT'RE THEY GONNA DO ABOUT THAT GUY

YES

AWESOME THEME SONG

*starts dancing like the moron I am*

*theme song over*

Okay, so there's a house, and - AH SUDDEN BLOOD

AH SUDDEN HORROR

AGH HELP

AH-oh it's over.

Okay, so I'm assuming that's the Eren guy, right?

Anime girl beside him: "Eren."

Yup. Okay. That's Eren.

Mr. Eren, would you mind explaining the freakishly gory dream you had just then?

Okay, so they're going in to town, Eren yells at random drunk guy who's also a soldier who's apparently not prepared AT ALL if anything attacks them.

But still thinks he's cooler than everyone else.

Seems legit.

Okay, so a group of soldiers are back now, and Eren dragging the girl who's name I can't pronounce right if I try to go see them...

Some lady's asking about her son, who's obviously going to end up dead...

WOAH IS THAT AN ARM

THAT'S AN ARM

WHY WOULD YOU GIVE HER THE DISEMBODIED ARM OF HER SON WHO GOT EATEN ALIVE BY TITANS

SERIOUSLY

WHY

Oh okay now he's screaming for no apparent reason.

The soldiers are worthless. Okay.

Well, thanks a lot, dudes who just go out and get themselves murdered.

Eren wants to JOIN THEM??? IS HE CRAY-CRAY?

Soooooo many Youtuber crossover ideas are popping into my head right about now.