A/N: Hope these are bringing a smile to your face cause i'm sure lmao writing these!
NUMBER #16
Tessa's like such a rebel though
Everyone: Demons and shadow hunters can't have children!
Tessa: sorry
Everyone: Girls shouldn't have sex before they're married!
Tessa: oh no
Everyone: Shadowhunters can't marry downworlders!
Tessa: my bad
Everyone: Warlocks can't have children!
Tessa: oops
Everyone: You can't end up with both of them!
Tessa: watch me
NUMBER #17
Will Herondale
Will: I HAVEN'T SEEN JEM IN TWO DAYS THIS IS A PROBLEM!
Will: I mean Brother Zackariah
Will:
Will:
Will:
Will: *breaks Gabriel's leg*
Cecily: Will!
Will: HE NEEDS TO GO TO THE SILENT CITY I'LL TAKE HIM!
NUMBER #18
Kit: Ty, your losing a lot of blood. It looks like you're going to need a blood transfusion. What's your blood type?
Ty, coughing: B positive
Kit: I'm trying, but your losing a lot of blood, Ty.
NUMBER #19
Casper: Your a GIRL! What are you gonna do? Bat your eyeslashes at me?
(downworlders laugh)
Jules: (worriedly) Emma, remember what I told you
Emma: (closes her eyes) Don't punch, kick,stab or strangle any misogynistic assholes.
Casper: That's what women were born to do right? Do whatever men tell them to.
Casper: Because...
Jules: I'm warning you don't finish that sentence.
Casper: ......women are weak
Emma: THAT'S IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU'RE GOING DOWN
( launches herself at Casper )
NUMBER #20
Emma: Dear, Santa
Emma: I'm writing to you to let you know I've been naughty
Emma: And it was worth it, judgemental bastard
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Funny shadow hunter things
Fanfiction{COMPLETED} Includes, TDA (the dark artifices), TMI (the mortal instruments), TID (the infernal devices), and TLH (the last hours).
