NUMBER #36
Jonathan Morgenstern
My name is Jonathan, but everyone calls me Sebastian. And i'm going to burn down the world.
Unfortunately, you never really hate someone as much as someone you care about once.
If I cannot move heaven, I will raise hell.
Kill me, little sister. Kill me and you kill Jace, too.
I had a father but he is dead. I have a mother but she is dead to me. I have a brother and I will bind him to me. I have a sister and I will teach her to love me.
I'd rather claim the last name of a the man who twisted me in to a weapon, than of a woman who gave him the power to do so.
I'm young. I'm pretty. And i'm willing to burn the whole world to the ground to get what I want.
NUMBER #37
[Kit, Ty, and Dru on a mission]
Kit, singing: 'Cause this is THRILLEEEERR!
Ty: Kit, we're fighting a demon, this isn't helping.
Dru, killing the demon: THRILLER NIIIGHT!!
NUMBER #38
Queen of Air and Darkness page. 250
Mark: "You mean he was in your room? She's only 13!"
Jamie: "I thought she had to be at least 16-"
Mark: "Stay where you are, Jamie Rosales."
Jamie: "Why?"
Mark: "So I can rain blows down upon you."
NUMBER #39
Julian: It's a concussion. You have to keep him conscious okay. Ask him questions.
Emma (to Mark): What's seven times seven?
Julian: Stuff he knows
NUMBER #40
Kit: [sitting on the steps of a museum] You got tossed out too, huh?
Dru: Yeah, for yelling
Kit: You yelled in a museum? That is hardcore.
Dru: Why did you get tossed out?
Kit: Stole a pterodactyl, but it'd not like I yelled
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Fanfiction{COMPLETED} Includes, TDA (the dark artifices), TMI (the mortal instruments), TID (the infernal devices), and TLH (the last hours).