NUMBER #31
Jem learning how to undo a corset:
Jem: .....ahh so you have to untie it here......and......then there is all these.....laces.....and...Will stop moving.
Will: *in said corset* I cannot breathe in this! It's torture! Hurry up and untie it!
Jem: if you stop moving I could do it more quickly!
Will: Tessa will be dead before you get it off at the rate your going!
Charlotte: *walks in* Jem, I thought-
Jem: .......
Will: ............
Charlotte: ..........................
Jem: ............
Will: ..........This is exactly what it looks like.
NUMBER #32
"I suppose I had better let him go free," Mark said. Before anyone could say anything, he made his way to the pier and emptied the bag, fish and all, in to the sea.
"Does anyone want to tell him that goldfish are freshwater fish and can't survive in the ocean?" said Julian quietly.
"Not really," said Cristina.
"Did he just kill Magnus?" Emma asked.
NUMBER #33
Tessa: I can't find Will anywhere
Jem: *clears throat* OUCH!!
Will: *crashing sound* *seraph blades in hands* bby you okay?
NUMBER #34
Isabelle: Why is Jace crying?
Clary: He did some 'Which Shadowhunter character are you' test?
Isabelle: And who did he get?
Alec: Simon.
NUMBER #35
Person: Ew, I stepped in shit.
Person: *looks at shoe* It's the cohort
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Funny shadow hunter things
Fanfiction{COMPLETED} Includes, TDA (the dark artifices), TMI (the mortal instruments), TID (the infernal devices), and TLH (the last hours).
