NUMBER #41
I GUESS IT'S A LIGHTWOOD THING....
Isabelle: Simon's a rat.
Alec: Did he touch you? If he tried anything-
Isabelle: Not like that. He's a rat.
Jace: She's drunk.
Isabelle: That's not the point. The point is that, Simon drank one of those blue drinks-I told him not to, but he didn't listen-and he turned into a rat.
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Gabriel: Father is a worm
Gideon: What do you mean, Gabriel? What did father do?
Gabriel: He's a worm
Gideon: I know. He has brought shame on the name of Lightwood. But we need not be like him.
Gabriel: You're not listening to me. He's a worm. A bloody great serpent like thing.
NUMBER #42
JACE CAN'T DIE.
CLARY CAN'T DIE.
ALEC CAN'T DIE.
IZZY CAN'T DIE.
MAGNUS CAN'T DIE.
SIMON CAN'T DIE.
LUKE CAN'T DIE.
*shoves Sebastian forward* Here, have him. You can kill him.
NUMBER #43
"Love isn't chasing someone to the airport," said Julian. He leaned forward, and Emma could see just the edge of the parabatai Mark on his collarbone, escaping above the neck of his T-shirt. "Love means you see someone. That's all."
"You see them?" Ty echoed, sounding dubious.
"I don't know anything about a lottery," Kit snapped. He glanced at Tiberius. What was odder, perhaps, was that Ty was looking at him. Emma remembered Ty, years ago, saying, Why do people say "look at me" when they mean "look at my eyes"? You could be looking at any part of a person and you're still looking at them. But he was looking curiously at Kit's eyes as if they reminded him of something.
NUMBER #44
Alec and Jace packing for the demon realms
Jace: SERAPH BLADES!
Alec: CHECK!
Jace: WITCHLIGHT!
Alec: CHECK!
Jace: STELES!
Alec: CHECK!
Jace: CONDOMS IN CASE CLARY WANTS TO BANG!
Alec: CHECK- wait, what?
NUMBER #45
Magnus: I LOST MY HUSBAND HAVE YOU SEEN HIM
person: What does he look like?
Magnus, crying: BEAUTIFUL
YOU ARE READING
Funny shadow hunter things
Fanfiction{COMPLETED} Includes, TDA (the dark artifices), TMI (the mortal instruments), TID (the infernal devices), and TLH (the last hours).
