Levi x reader oneshots

Levi x reader. a 'normal' day

a/n: you have no idea how hard I ship Hanji and Moblit- and I cry every time I think about them becaUSE THEY COULD HAVE BEEN SO CUTE

Btw I usually see Hanji as female because of the anime, but lets have a bit of fun, shall we ;)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"HANJI-SAN!!!"

It was lunch time, and you were sitting with your friends eating lunch as normal before some the scheduled cleaning time. You glanced over to the side as Moblit chased after Hanji, the mad scientist running off somewhere. You chuckled, nudging Jean lightly as you pointed to the pair.

"I'm surprised Moblit hasn't had a heart attack yet honestly~" You hummed, chewing a chunk of your bread as Jean chuckled lightly.

"Oh he probably has." Jean laughed back. You turned back to the group, chatting away and joking lightly when Levi behind the table, clearing his throat.

"Did you forget how to eat or something? Get to work- lunch break is over." He snapped, walking back out of the room with a broom in hand. You sighed, getting up slowly with the rest of your friends.

"Where are you stationed at for cleaning, (f/n)?" Armin asked with his usual bright smile.

"I have no idea, honestly." You admitted, biting your lip in nervousness.

"I suggest you go after the midget then- wouldn't want him to think you're slacking off." Mikasa mumbled, picking a broom out of a cleaning closet. You smiled, nodding to her before making your way down the hallways to find Levi.

Catching up to him, you stopped and saluted to him as he watched you make your way over to him. "Sir, where am I supposed to clean today? My name was left off the roster..." You informed him, praying that he wouldn't put you on stable duty. He looked to be in thought for a few seconds, before he came up with his answer.

"Captain Levi!" You heard a desperate voice call out from behind you, making both you and Levi turn to look at an exhausted Moblit trying to catch his breath.

"Not that damn madman again..." Levi asked in his monotone voice, lowering his cleaning mask from his mouth. Moblit nodded slowly as Levi started to walk towards her lab, Moblit in tow.

"Captain!" you called out, seeing him turn his head and signalling for you to follow him. You nodded your head and jogged lightly to catch up, wondering what was going on. The three of you shortly arrived at her lab, entering into a pigsty.

"Oh! Levi~ I just thought of the most wonderful idea! I would just need you to-" Hanji started to blab on, and you watched Levi walk up behind to the crazy scientist with a deadly look on his face. Moblit sighed as Levi 'tch'ed in disgust, facepalming as Levi swiftly knocked her out. Your mouth dropped open in shock, watching as Levi chucked Hanji over his shoulder.

"Thanks Captain Levi, Hanji-san kept ignoring me." Moblit sighed, as the two of them started to make their way out of the room again. You followed them down the hallway and through Levi's office and into Levi's own room. You looked around, noticing that his bed was perfectly creaseless, as if it hadn't ever been touched. 'Well, I did hear he has insomnia...?' you thought to yourself. (a/n: if you didn't know, Isayama said Levi prefers to sleep in a chair.) Levi placed Hanji down on a chair, rolling up his sleeves to reveal his beautifully toned forearms. A small blush spread across your cheeks as you zoned out, not listening to Moblit and Levi's conversation. The clicking of harnesses snapped your attention back, as you watch Levi remove Hanji's harnesses and give them to Moblit, telling him to go clean Hanji's room while he had the chance.

"Oi, (f/n). You're gonna help me out." Levi caught your attention as you noticed what he was doing.

.....HE WAS UNDRESSING HANJI????

You turned into a beetroot, blabbering a 'What are you doing?!' as Levi rolled his eyes.

"Four-eyes usually gets too caught up with science and forgets to do basic things like shower. You see naked people all the dang time, whether it be titans or people in the changing rooms." He explained, starting to unbutton Hanji's shirt.

"But that's different, sir!" You stuttered out, trying to hide your face. Levi ignored your response, and continued on by getting rid of Hanji's shirt. Once he did so, you froze and looked on in utter confusion.

"Hanji is...."

"Yes, Hanji is a man. Now are you gonna help me or something?" Levi interrupted you, chucking Hanji over his shoulder again and opening up his bathroom. You nodded quickly, and followed him as he chucked Hanji over the side of the tub. You watched as Levi took off his boots, letting his feet touch the stone floor as he rolled up his pants slightly. You followed suit, putting your boots to one side. "Right, you can clean that mop of hair while I do the dirty work." He muttered, you nodding and turning your back to him as you got to work on Hanji's matt of hair.

Silence was shared between the two of you as you slowly fixed up the mad scientist. You both eventually finished, shoving a towel onto Hanji and dragged him back to his room, giving him to Moblit who thanked the two of you profusely as you were still blushing madly. You both made your way back to Levi's bathroom, as neither of you had time to put on your boots because your feet were still wet- and nothing is worse than putting socks on wet feet.

"Tch, I'm covered in soap..." Levi grumbled, you chuckling in response. "You can take the rest of the afternoon off, four-eyes was enough cleaning for the day."

A small smile tugged at your lips as you bent down, reaching towards your boots so that you could be on your way again. Levi mumbled things incoherently, suddenly hooking his arm under your stomach and picked you up, chucking you into his shower as you squealed in response. 

"Levi?!-" You gasped, watching him start to unbutton his dress shirt, revealing his marvellously muscled body. You flushed scarlet, reduced to a blabbering mess as you couldn't tare your gaze off of him. A smirk crossed his lips.

"What? Never see a naked man before?" he mocked, a low chuckle escaping his lips. Your eyes went wide and your knees turned to jelly, collapsing only to be caught between the wall and Levi as he caught your fall by pinning you against the wall. He leaned into your ear, his breath tickling your skin.

"You're not going to shower in your clothes now, are you?"