Levi x reader oneshots

Levi x Hanji's cousin

(Edited: 3rd of February 2020) 

"Levi~!" Hanji sang as she walked into the mans office.

"What do you want, four eyes." He said in his monotone voice, not bothering to look up from his paperwork.

"I just found out that my cousin who just so happens to be a doctor is joining the survey corps!" She beamed.

"Are they like you?" He asked, briefly glancing up at Hanji.

"We're very similar- however she's a bit shy around new people. She's veryyyyyyy hotttttt~!" She laughed a little. 

"And why do I have to know about this?" Levi grumbled, already knowing what Hanji was trying to do.

"Well maybe because she's tough, pretty hot, strong minded, awesome, virgin, tall, smart-"

"Get the fuck out." Levi facepalmed in frustration.

"Ok!" Hanji ran out of the room laughing, leaving an irritated Levi behind.

~~Time skip two weeks when you get there~~

"HANJIIIIIIIIII!" You screamed as you jumped and let Hanji catch you.

"(F/NNNNNN)!!!!!" She squealed back, spinning around with you in her arms. You two essentially grew up together as your parents weren't able to take good enough care of you.

"So whats up around here! What do we do! What happens! Who's that hot guy over there- wait thats captain Levi right? The scary one?" You bombarded her with questions, seemly excited even though in the inside you were super nervous. Levi raised his eyebrow as you said he was hot. Hanji lost it and started dragging you over to him.

"Enough questions! This is Shorty!" Hanji exclaimed, nearly pushing you into him.

"Hanji!" You panicked, trying to regain your balance.

"Tch... My name isn't shorty, Shitty glasses..." He reminded her, staring at the scene in front of him.

"Uh, Nice to meet you Levi! I'm (f/n) (l/n), the new medic. I hope we can get along!" You introduced yourself, giving him a deep bow. Hanji snorted, bursting into laugher at your statement. You turned around and gave her the 'whats so funny you're going to kill me from embarrassment' look. 

"Shorty is as cold as ice- he doesn't get along with anyone!" She laughed. Levi 'tch'ed, crossing his arms.

"Ok this awkward moment has gone on long enough- what do we do now?" You asked Hanji.

"You can properly check out our titan!" she beamed, obviously excited. 

"Lets go!" Hanji yelled pointing towards Eren. You both pushed up your glasses and looked like psychopaths as Eren sweat dropped and froze.

"Oh Erennnnnnnn!" You both sang out at the same time.

"Oi brat meet me in my office when you're finished with torturing Yeager!" Levi yelled, leaving the scene.

"Uh, Okay!" You yelled back.

~~After scienceeeeeeee!~~

"So, you wanted to see me?" You asked, falling through the door as Levi opened it too quickly.

"Yes, I did. Heres a list of every thing that happens around here- as Hanji probably forgot. Wake up early and inform me if there's anything you need supplied wise." He explained, going to his desk and finding a piece of paper to hand to you.

"Alright, I shall do so."

"Oh and take extra care of four eyes- she usually forgets how to physically take of herself." He reminded you.

"Oh... Ok I should get going then if that's all?" You asked.

"That's all, you're dismissed."

~~3 months later~~

Your POV

It was snowing outside, so Erwin said that we could take the day off. I stood next to the window as all my friends went to play in the snow. Hanji wanted me to go out and join in but the cold gets to me. I walked back towards my room once I made sure everyone was having fun, grabbed a blanket and sat in front of the fire in the main room. Feeling the warmth, your eyelids started to droop and you soon fell asleep, wrapped in your blanket and soundly asleep on the couch.  

~time skip~

You started to wake up, feeling quite comfy and warm. 'oh, I must have fallen asleep on the couch....' you thought to yourself, noticing that you were leaning against a body that was next to you. Assuming it was Hanji like normal, you leaned as far as you could so you were nearly lying on top of them. You felt them readjust so that you could lay with your head on their chest as they continued to read. Too sleepy to realise anything. 

"(f/n)..." You heard a male voice say. The voice was nice and quiet, the deepness of it calming you.

"Five more minutes." You mumbled, still not realising and turning your head and nuzzling into his chest chest.

"You seem rather tired- were you up all night again? You're a lot like your cousin in habits." You heard the voice again. Waking up a little more you looked up and saw Levi calmly reading a book.

"Eh? Levi?" Processing the situation, your face soon turned many shades of red and you tried to get up. "I'm so sorry I didn't-"

"You were asleep for several hours- I'm not sure how you were able to sleep through all the noise honestly." He interrupted you. Listening to his monotone deep voice was too much for you since you did admittedly have a rather large crush on him. "All the other recruits have gone to bed now, you might wanna eat." He told you, finally taking his eyes off his book to look at you. You nodded your head and got off the couch, awkwardly making a beeline to the kitchen for food. 

~Next morning~

You plopped yourself down in Hanji's lab, sighing intensely. 

"What's bothering you? Levi?" Hanji interrogated you, grabbing a seat and watched you.

"Yeah pretty much." You admitted, blowing hair out of your face. "He casually let me sleep against him last night and he's driving me insane with that beautiful face of hissssssssssss..." You complained, shoving your face into the table. Just then, a thought crossed Hanji's mind.

"Don't worry my wonderful cousin- I can help you out!" She patted you on the back. You lifted your head to look at the smirk plastered on her face. 'oh no...'

~time skip to that night~

'God damn it Hanji why would you do this to me I'm so going to get you back for this how could you I trusted you now I have to go through hell and back again because this is going to be so awkward'

You were locked in Levi's office without his knowledge, while he was out getting tea. You silently cursed to yourself for trusting Hanji when she decided to lead you here without letting you know what was going on- only to shove you into Levi's office and lock you in there. Hearing footsteps, you panicked and tried to hide, but Levi unlocked the door quickly and entered. You froze, staring at him as he stared at you in return. 

"Let me guess, Hanji is responsible?" He asked, closing the door behind him and locking it. You nodded your head slowly as he took a sip of his tea then placed it gently on his desk. A slight smirk placed on his lips as he looked at you. "I'll have to make sure to thank her then." 

He reached forward, grabbing your chin and pulling you towards him, from where he planted his lips onto yours. At first, you stood there processing your surroundings, but quickly melted into his lips. "You wouldn't happen to have anything on tomorrow, would you?" He whispered into your ear, nibbling on it lightly as you shuddered. 

"Unless someone does something stupid." He smirked at your comment driving you up against the wall. 

"I guess you're all mine for tonight then."