Sanders Sides One-shots

Alice - Logicality

Tw: Remus being Remus, it's pretty light though, just some sexual innuendos.

Requested by: Icequeencosplay on Instagram

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"Guys, can you come downstairs?!" Patton yelled excitedly "There's someone we'd like for you to meet!" 

"A NEW SIDE?" Roman excitedly yelled running out of his room, he ran down the stairs as fast as he could "Where are they?" He asked looking around

"Jesus man, relax..." Virgil said walking down the stairs and putting his hand on Roman's shoulder, they heard a loud noise behind them, this made all of them flinch and look at where the noise came from

"Ouch-" Remus said loudly with a painful tone in his voice, he had thrown himself down the stairs and fallen face-first on the floor 

Janus sighed walking calmly down the stairs

"You ok there, bro?" Roman giggled still concerned

"He's fine, he always does that..." Janus replied clearly annoyed at Remus

"Anyways..." Roman continued as Janus helped Remus get up from the floor "Who do you want us to meet?!" He smiled

"Well, I need to go find Thomas and bring him to the mind space"

"Why's that?" Janus asked

"Because, I'm not so sure it's safe for them to leave the mind space yet, and I really, really, really want Thomas to meet them too" Patton smiled excitedly

"Why wouldn't it be safe for a side to leave the mind space?" Roman asked

"Who said it was a side?" Patton couldn't contain his smile "Anyways, I'll go get Thomas, you guys wait here!" He said happily sinking out to the real world

"What does he mean by that?" Janus asked 

"Yeah..." Virgil was confused by that way of phrasing it too "Also, where's Logan?"

"Didn't Patton call him down too?" Roman asked

"Probably jerk-" Remus was interrupted by Janus shutting him up with his hand

"That's disgusting, Remus..." Roman clarified

"Oh, yeah, right, like you don't je-" Janus shut him up again, and let go after a few second "To Vir-"

"Okay, that's enough" Janus let out pressing his hand over Remus' mouth even harder, Roman sighed and Virgil giggled at the situation

"We are back, kiddos!" Patton declared rising up with Thomas next to him

"Hey, guys!" Thomas smiled

"Hey, Thomas!" Roman greeted him

"Yo!" Virgil smirked 

"Hello..." Janus welcomed Thomas, still pressing his hand as hard as possible on Remus' mouth to prohibit him from talking, Remus tried saying hi to Thomas but it was impossible, Janus' gloves muffled the sound

"So why did you need me here, Patton?" Thomas interrogated

"Well, I want you guys to meet someone!" He smiled in such a genuine way it made all the sides excited for what was coming "Logan, you can come out!" Patton yelled at the direction of the kitchen, Logan walked towards the others holding in his arms...

"A baby?" Thomas let out surprised 

"Meet our daughter, Alice!" Patton radiantly smiled 

"Your daughter?" Virgil murmured in disbelief, "but how?"