In your dreams✔

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From: cute jackass
Hey
so
hoseok is in my kitchen in his boxers. i think he and jimin messed around last night…

To: cute jackass
wait WHAT?!
hoseok. jung hoseok. my roommate hoseok?

From: cute jackass
that’s the one lol

To: cute jackass
oh my god

From: cute jackass
yeah so like… theyre just staring at each other and it’s really awkward and I wanna leave…

To: cute jackass
then leave? lol

From: cute jackass
i don’t have anywhere to go, namjoon isn’t answering his phone :(

To: cute jackass
you can… come over here?
its just me, cause well, yk hobi is at urs lol

From: cute jackass
oh
yeah dude that would be awesome thanks

To: cute jackass
np lol
[address]
sing the halo theme song outside my door or i won’t let you in

From: cute jackass
bet

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In all honesty, Taehyung really wasn’t expecting Jungkook to actually do it, and yet almost exactly 15 minutes later, Taehyung hears someone outside his door singing the halo theme song at the top of his lungs. He rushes to the door and drags Jungkook's dumbass inside his apartment.

“Shut up oh my god my neighbors are gonna hate me!” He scolds, looking out into the hallway quickly before closing the door and staring at the younger in disbelief.

Jungkook just shrugs. “You said you wouldn’t let me in.”

“Anyone and their grandmother could tell that was a joke.” He rolls his eyes and leads the brunette to the living room. ”Anyway, what do you want to play? I’ve got Mario Kart 8, Super Smash Bros, Mortal Kombat, Borderlands 2, CoD Infinite Warfare, Rocket League, A Way O-”

“No Overwatch?” Jungkook pouts and fucking hell that pout makes Taehyung want to run to the store right now and buy whatever game he wants.

“Hobi broke our copy when he got really wasted a few months ago.” Taehyung explains. “Apparently it was dirty and needed to be cleaned, so he put it in the dishwasher.”

Jungkook snorts out a laugh, clearly not expecting that answer. “Well, in that case… I’m down to kick your ass in Mario Kart.”

“Pretty cocky for someone about to lose.” He retorts, tossing the younger a controller and turning the system on.

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“You asshole!” Jungkook shrieks as his character gets hit from behind with two red turtle shells in a row, effectively knocking him out of 1st and allowing Taehyung to slip past and take the lead.

They’re in the third round of the third Grand Prix. Jungkook won the first game, Taehyung one the second, and now they’ve both won a match so far in the third so they decided that this track will be the ultimate tie breaker and determine the winner.

“Yeah? And what are you gonna go about it?” He taunts, crossing the border and entering the final lap.

Instead of answering, Jungkook throws himself into Taehyung’s lap, blocking his view of the screen and somehow managing to dig this elbow into his stomach along the way (although that last bit was probably an accident).

“Jungkook! What the fuck that’s cheating!” He shouts leaning back against Jungkook to push him out of the way enough to see the game.

“I prefer to call it creative tactics for the purpose of winning.” He grins as he squirms around, continuously adjusting to block the blonde’s view.