Professor Snape
Sir, you can't make Gryffindor
win the House Cup every yearYou
Yes sir, Professor Snape
is rightProfessor Dumbledore
Hey guys look at my pet Phoenix
FawksProfessor Snape
Sir are you listening to meYou
Professor Dumbledore, pleaseProfessor Dumbledore:
aaaand he's gone.
Professor Snape
Sir-
Dumbledore:
Just like the fuck I give about
this conversation.Professor Dumbledore has left the chat.
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