I apologise in advance for any bad jokes, and also, I did take some jokes of other stories in wattpad, so if you see your joke in here, please don't get too offended.
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Cat: Guys
Cat: Guess what?
Cat: You're not going to believe this
Jade: What?
Tori: ?
Robbie: What is it Cat?
Cat:
Cat:
Jade: Spit it out Cat! We don't have forever
Cat: Welllllll
Cat:
Cat: Umm. I forgot.
Jade: srsly?
Jade walks by
Cat: OMG! Your tongue's turned green! That's so cooolllll!
Cat: But don't you have a blue slushie?
Jade: Yeah so?
Cat: Then how....
Beck walks by sipping a yellow slushie
In the group chat
Andre: Hey guys! Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
Tori: ?
Andre: Because there are too many cheetahs!
Tori:
Beck:
Jade:
Cat: huh?
Andre: never mind
Andre: What do you give a dog with a fever?
Andre: Mustard. It's great for a hot dog!
Andre: What do you call a can opener that can't open?
Andre: A can't opener!
Jade has removed Andre from the group chat
Person: I don't like you
Jade: I know
Person: I don't like Cat
Jade: *Sharpening scissors* WHAT DID YOU SAY AGAIN
Trina: *to family* Guys, guess what?
Trina: I can do maths really quickly
Tori: ok....
Tori: What's the square root of 144?
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VICTORIOUS - ONE SHOTS
De TodoJust a small series of one-shots for victorious warning! first few chapters are extremely cringey and I regret posting them lmao *IN NO SHAPE OR FORM DO I OWN VICTORIOUS, OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS, THOUGH I WISH I DID* some time in april 2020-8th of...
