VICTORIOUS - ONE SHOTS

More bad jokes

Cause you guys seemed to like it last time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

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Jade: So Cat, I heard that you and Robbie are quite close now. Who's top and who's bottom?

Cat: I don't understand-

Cat: We don't have bunk beds in my room

Cat: But I normally like to sleep on the top bunks all the time if that's what you mean

Jade: you know what, never mind

Jade: then who's sub and who's dom?

Cat: Umm, I like subway and Robbie likes dominoes?

Jade: god bless you and your innocence.

Tori: umm hi I guess, I'm

*Jade walks in*

Tori: Gay.

Trina: You're so dang perfect I could kiss you.

Sinjin: *popping out of nowhere* Damn right you could.

Trina: I was talking to myself in the mirror you creep!

Robbie: Is this the panic room?

Andre: Not to seem rude or anything, but every room you enter turns into a panic room.

Sikowitz: So what do you guys want to be in the future?

Cat: I wanna be a famous singer, and maybe travel the world... with Jade of course!!!!

Jade: I'm probably just gonna try my luck with some horror movies or something.

Andre: I've gotten this offer on a songwriting apprentice.

Robbie: I heard that a lot of ventriloquists are auditioning for AGT now.

Beck: I'll pretty much just chill in my RV, maybe travel the world.

Tori: I honestly don't know, hopefully alive.

Cat: *smuggling kitten into apartment under her jumper*

Tori: Umm... Cat, what's that wriggling thing under your jumper?

Cat: Oh! That's just a loaf of bread.

Tori: But it's moving around... and meowing.

Cat: m-my tummy does weird things when it's hungry?

Kinda short so sorry 🙈 school's a pain 😫

Also, kinda realised I haven't done a lot of one shots around Beck and Andre, so imma start writing two of them 🤣🤣. Anyways, see you in the next update! (Also, I can't believe that Little Mix's 9th anniversary is in less than 10 days! Arghhhhhh!!!!!! So freakin excited!!!)