A Short Story
by Olix The Cat
Hunt Wolf had always loved beautiful Paris with its inquisitive, immense igloos. It was a place where he felt ambivalent.
He was a kind, delightful, tea drinker with dirty feet and pointy moles. His friends saw him as a cautious, charming coward. Once, he had even rescued a smelly puppy from a burning building. That's the sort of man he was.
Hunt walked over to the window and reflected on his damp surroundings. The sun shone like skipping badgers.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Keiko Fox. Keiko was a charming banker with chubby feet and brown moles.
Hunt gulped. He was not prepared for Keiko.
As Hunt stepped outside and Keiko came closer, he could see the defiant smile on his face.
Keiko gazed with the affection of 7200 admirable panicky puppies. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want love."
Hunt looked back, even more jumpy and still fingering the ribbed hawk. "Keiko, hands up or I'll shoot," he replied.
They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two filthy, flat foxes rampaging at a very intuitive snow storm, which had R & B music playing in the background and two thoughtful uncles chatting to the beat.
Hunt regarded Keiko's chubby feet and brown moles. "I feel the same way!" revealed Hunt with a delighted grin.
Keiko looked fuzzy, his emotions blushing like a nervous, nasty newspaper.
Then Keiko came inside for a nice cup of tea.
THE END
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"Funny" stories I made using a generator to make my friends laugh
RandomTitle explains it all. Either you laugh too or you just wasted your time. There will be genderbend of my friends and I so if you don't like then don't read. We are all female so.... We'll get the manhood, yay! (I hate myself) People in these stories...
