(Storm is also one of Hunt's characters... But she's not a griffin)
A Screenplay by Olix The Cat
EXT. A BOOK SHOP - AFTERNOON
Hilarious private detective SEXY KEIKO FOX is arguing with brave swordsman MADAME HUNT WOLF. KEIKO tries to hug HUNT but she shakes her off.
KEIKO
Please Hunt, don't leave me.
HUNT
I'm sorry Keiko, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.
KEIKO
I am such a person!
HUNT frowns.
HUNT
I'm sorry, Keiko. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
HUNT leaves.
KEIKO sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, Snobby Gamer HORNY SKY COUGAR barges in looking flustered.
KEIKO
Goodness, Sky! Is everything okay?
SKY
I'm afraid not.
KEIKO
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
SKY
It's ... a Griffin ... I saw an evil Griffin eat a bunch of elderly ladies!
KEIKO
Defenseless elderly ladies?
SKY
Yes, defenseless elderly ladies!
KEIKO
Bloomin' heck, Sky! We've got to do something.
SKY
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
KEIKO
You can start by telling me where this happened.
SKY
I was...
SKY fans himself and begins to wheeze.
KEIKO
Focus Sky, focus! Where did it happen?
SKY
Vasquez Rocks, California! That's right - Vasquez Rocks, California!
KEIKO springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
KEIKO rushes along the street, followed by SKY. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
EXT. VASQUEZ ROCKS, CALIFORNIA - SHORTLY AFTER
STORM WOLF a predatory Griffin terrorises two elderly ladies.
KEIKO, closely followed by SKY, rushes towards STORM, but suddenly stops in her tracks.
SKY
What is it? What's the matter?
KEIKO
That's not just any old Griffin, that's Storm Wolf!
SKY
Who's Storm Wolf?
KEIKO
Who's Storm Wolf? Who's Storm Wolf? Only the most predatory Griffin in the universe!
SKY
Blinkin' knickers, Keiko! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most predatory Griffin in the universe!
KEIKO
You can say that again.
SKY
Blinkin' knickers, Keiko! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most predatory Griffin in the universe!
KEIKO
I'm going to need Meat, lots of Meat.
Storm turns and sees Keiko and Sky. She grins an evil grin.
STORM
Keiko Fox, we meet again.
SKY
You've met?
KEIKO
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
YOU ARE READING
"Funny" stories I made using a generator to make my friends laugh
RandomTitle explains it all. Either you laugh too or you just wasted your time. There will be genderbend of my friends and I so if you don't like then don't read. We are all female so.... We'll get the manhood, yay! (I hate myself) People in these stories...
