A Short Story
by Olix The Cat
Sky Cougar had always loved damp Iscolone with it's barbecued, boiled buildings. It was a place where she felt sparkly.
She was a cold-blooded, wild, Guinness drinker with ginger tails and scrawny ears. Her friends saw her as a good, greasy giant. Once, she had even helped a mangled injured bird cross the road. That's the sort of woman she was.
Sky walked over to the window and reflected on her quiet surroundings. The moon shone like singing snakes.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Hunt Wolf. Hunt was a peculiar lawyer with short tails and sloppy ears.
Sky gulped. She was not prepared for Hunt.
As Sky stepped outside and Hunt came closer, she could see the shallow smile on his face.
Hunt gazed with the affection of 5124 grateful scary snakes. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want a wifi code."
Sky looked back, even more worried and still fingering the crumpled torch. "Hunt, what's up Doc," she replied.
They looked at each other with unstable feelings, like two magnificent, misty monkeys bouncing at a very sweet Christening, which had R & B music playing in the background and two cold-blooded uncles eating to the beat.
Sky regarded Hunt's short tails and sloppy Ears. "I feel the same way!" revealed Sky with a delighted grin.
Hunt looked confident, his emotions blushing like a putrid, pretty piano.
Then Hunt came inside for a nice drink of Guinness.
THE END
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"Funny" stories I made using a generator to make my friends laugh
DiversosTitle explains it all. Either you laugh too or you just wasted your time. There will be genderbend of my friends and I so if you don't like then don't read. We are all female so.... We'll get the manhood, yay! (I hate myself) People in these stories...
