Carry On, my Angel: a Destiel Story

Winchester Games Part Two: Cards Against Humanity

Warning can be potentially offensive. I do not agree with all these cards I'm sharing it. The point of this game is to have the funniest and most offensive. Please skip if you do not like it. My friend suggested the characters play this game so I'm doing it for her. I've tried to keep it not too offensive, okay I'm rambling enjoy the chapter y'all.

Dean's POV
We ate barbecue while we started playing the game.
We all circled around and I quickly explained the rules of the game. Since Adam was the youngest he started reading the black card.
"Okay, Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical."
Everyone picked their card, some chuckling about there's.
He read a lot out loud.
"Aaron Burr, come on guys that's obvious." He stopped then read "Twisting my cock and balls into a balloon animal." He read two more and then read it all again. "The twisting my cock wins. Who put that one?
Sam glady took the card, and I looked at him shocked.
I'm not like the rest of you. I'm too rich and busy for
We all quickly put down cards, after all the other cards were signed out,
I'm not like the rest of you. I'm too rich and busy for getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick.
He gave a silent chuckled and held the last one up.
Shockingly enough Cas put that one. He smiled proudly.
After he read the black card out loud, we gave him our cards and he read them silently.
"Okay the winning card for "I'll take the BBQ bacon burger with a fried egg and fuck it how about..... A Big Black Dick."
Bobby took that one and Ellen started to laugh her ass off.
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Everyone had at least two cards now, we were playing to five.

Bobby read all the cards out loud, then he read out my card. "One star review.DO NOT go here! Found Gandalf in my Kung Pao chicken!"

I proudly took my card, only two more and I'll win the game. But Lucifer and Sam were also tied with me.
"Congratulations! You have been selected for our summer internship program. While we are unable to offer a salary, we can offer you....... A ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings. Okay that's disgusting, you win" Sam took the card.
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"What's the gayest? Jesus."
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"What will end racism once and for all? The Devil himself."
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"Yeahs that's so hot. I'm so close talk about.... Lumberjack Fantasies... again! OH I'M CUMMING!"
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"Run,Run,Run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm GAY THOUGHTS!"
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"____The Amish____. It's a trap!"
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"What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? A surprising amount of hair."
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"What's there a lot of in heaven? Masturbating."
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We all had four, which means we have been here for over five hours straight. No regrets.

"And the winning card with "Hey guys, welcome to Chili's! Would you like to start the night off right with ____ Fucking my therapist___?"
Sam took the card and we cheered.
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(Safe now from CAH)
We all decided to sleep over at Bobby'a house. Cas and I were sharing a room. And a bed.

"Dean?"

"Yeah Cas?"

"Do crabs think fish are flying?"

I looked at him, and then chuckled a bit.

"Oh definitely,"

We kept talking and got into more serious topics.

"My older sister died when I was little, I don't remember her much anymore. Is that bad?" He asked, sadness dripping from the words.

"It's not bad. My mom died when I was four, I only remember she used to sing "Hey Jude" and she smelled nice. What do you remember from your sister?"

"I remember Hannah had bangs, she was nice to me. Gave me a puppy. When the dog died Lucifer brought me Thor. "

"He's a good guy, you know despite being Satan."

Cas laughed, and I wanted to listen to that sound
forever.

"Hey Cas?"

"Yeah Dean?"

"When did you realized you liked boys?" He breathed in sharply.

"Well I was a teenager, I was at a party with my friend Charlie, she introduced me to a couple people. A girl named Amelia and some male I can't remember his name. I only remember hers because I saw her last year. Any way we played spin the bottle and it landed on me. And when we kissed I felt wrong, anyway the guy went and it landed on me and when we kissed it felt a lot better. So i started to realize I thought men were more attractive and that's what turned me on. Not women. Why do you ask?"

Maybe because you realize he turns you on?

I'm not turned on.

That boner says otherwise.

Son of a bitch!

Admit you want to kiss him.

Fine maybe I want to kiss him a little bit.

"Dean?" He asked, making me stop my mental conversation with myself.

"Uh yeah sorry. I was just curious."

I bite my lip, he blushed.

Okay I wanted to kiss him badly. But should I do that? I mean maybe he's seeing someone. Or he only thinks of me as a best friend.

Just fucking kiss him.

I can't brain! There's rules you know!

"Dean are you alright?" His voice was full of concern.
I nodded since I didn't trust my self to speak.

Just lean in. Not any different then the many woman you've kissed. Stop being an idjit ass bitch.

Why do you sound like Bobby all of a sudden.

He's wise, you should be more like him. Now kiss him.

"Umm Cas would it be okay if I-"

"If you what?"

"If I-" I couldn't ask. The words were stuck in my throat, and I turned fifty shade of red.
I abruptly sat up, he did go and he suddenly cupped my face in his hands.

I shivered as he took one hand and traced it down my cheek.
"Cas," I said softly.
"Dean," he looked at my intensely, with those ocean blue eyes and sex hair look.

Then his lips were on mine, they were soft and he knew what he was doing.

I returned the kiss and gripped his hair, he was still holding my face so I let my other hand rub up and down his back. We kept kissing and kissing and kissing.
Is this what heaven felt like?

Kissing my best friend.