Young Justice Trash

Officer Grayson

-shout out to @storm-of-imagination for the request. Leave your requests in the comments-

EDIT: DEFUND THE POLICE

Wally froze behind the dash as flashes of blue signalled him the pull over. "...fuck." He pulled over, metal grinding in his stomach, he hated being around cops.

The cop got out and approached the car, Wally rolled down the window. "Excuse me si-" The officer's blue eyes grew huge, he turned away and doubled over like he wanted to laugh, or puke, or both. Wally suddenly remembered that there was one cop he didn't hate to be around. The man composed himself and turned back to face them, his eyes went from Wally, to Zatanna, to Artemis, and back to Wally. "Sir are you aware that  you were speeding?" He burst out laughing, but tried to silence himself.

Wally leaned out the window towards him. "No officer, I didn't Even notice because I usually speed amlot faster than this..."

"Oh. my. GOD. Wally!" Artemis tried to throttle him from the backseat. "You don't fucking tell a cop that."

That's when the officer spotted the open beer can in the cup holder. "Sir, is that an alcoholic beverage in the car?"

"Mm- that's mine." Artemis grabbed it up.

"Sir, I'm going to need you to step out of the vehicle."

"What? Dude, it's not mine! I hate Blue Ribbon, and anyways, I can't get drunk!"

"There's some protocol I need to stick to."

Wally shrugged. "Okay." He stepped out for the breathalyzer. 

"What's wong, Rob?" Zatanna asked, also stepping out. She was drunk too.

Dick had been nightwing for about eight years now. "It's Officer Grayson while I'm on duty, Zee."

"Sorry Robin." Artemis stumbled out and slammed her arm around Zatanna's waist. She must have had about two or three cans by now, but girl could hold her drink.

"Arty, when I wear this uniform, you treat me like a man of the law!"

"Sorry Dickie boy!" She swigged her can, there wouldn't be an open beverage in the car soon.

"You're good." Dick admitted. 

"Duh." Wally zipped up his coat.

"I'm still have to write you a reckless driving ticket. Where are you headed, guys?"

"To see you, dipshit!" Artemis collapsed further into the raventressed girl, who was completely supporting her now.

"Oh, I'll let you know when I get off." He finished the ticket and pushed it into Wally's chest. "That's a fifty dollar fine, pay by mail or court date."

"Thanks..." the redhead uttered.

"Just doing my job, sir." He waved and strutted back to his cruiser.

The others piled into the car. "That was awkward." Zatanna observed, "sucks about the ticket..." at that the police car pulled up along side them, Dick leaned across to the passenger window.

"Guys, I'm sorry, it turns out my shift ended twenty minutes ago, at ticket is useless. Text me the meeting location, okay, BYE!" He took off, laughing.

"Son of a bitch!" Artemis cracked a thrid can.