Young Justice Trash

After Party (part one)

"Ugh, I forgot; they're all busy!" Wally groaned, finally popping off his goggles.

"I KNOW, RIGHT? it seems like Batman is off world more than he is on." Robin followed his out of bioship and into the living room..

The team were very hyped up from the adreneline of the mission, chating and skiping from foot to foot to channel their excitement.

"Let's go out!"  Artemis proposed.

"YEAH!" The youngestr exclaimed. "THEY'RE NOT AROUND, WE MIGHT AS WELL!"

"We can get SLURPEES!" Wally gaped. "Hell yea! Let's go!"

The three started into town, M'gann joining them, and Kaldur supervising. Conner would catch up, we wasn't ready for this. He had a 'secret' stash, in a tall cupboard So Robin and Wally couldn't reach. 

The cupbord contained Redbull, a lot of Bang Energy, a spare can of Axe, and the cowning jewel; a single bottle of vodka. He took this bottle and cracked it open, it was mostly full, he'd only drank it once or twice. He poured a tablespoon or two into a sports waterbottle, he filled the rest with redbull. If he needed to deal with sugarhigh Robin and Wally, he was going to be prepared. He capped and shook the waterbotle. He replaced the bottle, and hurried after the team.

Robin held open the door to the Gas Station, a Huskey, and let them in. "Get what you want, guys." 

The thirty year old behind the counter didn't even bat an eye at the team flying in, still in costume, and chatting loudly. "Good evening." He said, probably just wishing they would just shut up.

"Hi." M'gann waved back at him while everyone rushed to the slurpee machine.

You can tell a lot about people by how they pour their slurpees. Artemis' slurpee was only the soda flavours; root beer, cream soda, Coke, and dr. Pepper. Wally went for every flavour, like an excitable kid, leaning hard on the Sour patch kids. Robin also went hard on everything, getting a huge cup. M'gann didn't really care, she just tried a bunch of flavours, she stuck mostly to      Cola. Kaldur didn't want anything.

They payed, Wally actually hasd to fight Robin off from paying for them. They met Conner at the elementary school playground.

Artemis pulled the younger boys up onto the play structure, clutching her slurpee in one hand and the stap of her bag in the other. "You guys ever smoked?" She asked.

"No..." Wally asked, suspsiciously. "This is the way that health class PSA started, and she ended up dead in a ditch."

Artemis laughed. "Don't worry, I'm not going to share." She reached into her backpack and pulled out a sandwich bag. "You could get second-hand high off my fumes if you wanna..."

"Rob and I are good." Wally steered the boy away incase Dick had different ideas. 

"M'kay." She searched for a light for her joint, leaning on the top of the slide.

Wally leaned over towards the swingset. "What took so long, SB?"

"I was getting a drink."

"What is it?" He asked. "Is it better than this?" The redhead held up his slurpee.

"I don't know, I'm not drunk yet."

Kaldur wasn't so enthused by this, but as he pointed out, he was part kryptonian and it's not like it was going to get grounded by his non-existant parents. The team leader disided that it wasn't his place, unless the drinking became a habit, of course.

Artemis was hotboxing in the kidde tunnel, it was her free time, she could do what she wanted. She was past giggling and was right between horny and depressed clarity.

"Yeah, Arty's getting high on the playground." Wally said casually. He suddenly leaned in next to Kaldur and whispered, "people with ADHD are prone to addiction so I brought Rob out here."

A little unnecessary, but Kaldur acknowledged Wally for looking out for his teammate.

The blonde stuck her head out and coughed several times as her lungs adjusted to oxygen. "Hey guys, challenge; name one heterosexual person in five seconds. Five..."

"OJ Simpson?" Robin suggested.

"...four..."

"John Mulaney." Wally said.

"...three..."

"No, you idiot! John Mulaney is a lesbian!" Robin shouted, sipping his slushie.

"...two..."

"Conner!"

"...ONE! Now, notice how you didn't say yourself?" She asked, cocking her eyebrows.

Both boy's doubled over, groaning about how hard they were just finessed. "Fuck!" Wally spat.

"You basically admitted it!" The blonde giggled. "Lemme guess who's a top and who's a bottom..."

M'gann cut her off, "who wants to make tiktoks?"