Young Justice Trash

Never Have I Ever (Short)

-I'm eating whipped cream out of a bowl right now. What're we going to do when school starts up and none of us have social skills-

"Are you sure?"

"Go for it." Artemis encouraged. "We'll lay down some ground rules, first."

Zatanna didn't like abusing her powers like this, but Artemis thought it was a good idea. No one had ever used magic for Never Have I Ever, and she was proud to be the first. They were making sure that no one in the group could lie during the game.

She should've told the team about this first. "Everyone ready?"

"Sure." Dick Crashed on the floor, next to Wally. "Lets go!"

"Okay, let's go!" Artemis elected herself to start. "Never have I ever wanted to kiss a boy."

Zatanna took a shot, as did Kaldur, M'gann, Wally, and (yep) Robin. 

"Why does this taste so weird?" Wally stared at his recently drained glass.

Zatanna took the next turn. "Never have I ever... had the social worker called on my family." She expected maybe one personn to take a shot, nope!

Artemis drained her glass, Wally and Dick right behind him. "Do I take a shot for every time it happened, or...?"

She shrugged. "Sure, if it's under five."

Artemis took five shots, Wally took three. Robin just shrugged. "Sorry, it's over five."

"Why?" M'gann asked. 

Dick opened his mouth, before the spell could force him to spill, Zatanna cut him off. "You don't HAVE to share!" Dick closed his mouth, puzzled.

"Okay, my go!" Wally took his turn. This soda was really starting to dry out his throat. "Never have I ever transferred into a new school mid-year."

Artemis took a shot and turned to Conner and M'gann. "I guess that includes you, too."

Conner and M'gann downed their drinks, as did Dick. "Never have I ever- dang this stuff tastes weird... Never have I ever taken pills with ketchup."

"That was Targeted." Wally argued, pouring himself another shot.

Conner went pretty easy. "Never have I ever played this game."

"Killjoy." Robin and the other humans took their shots. This soda tasted really off. I hope this isn't poisoned. "Ms. M?"

"Oh, uhh..." She looked around the room for inspiration. "Never have I ever gone clothes shopping."

"That's not fair! You can just shapeshift!"

"That's the point, Wally." Zatanna through back a shot in time with Conner.

Kaldur went to take his turn. He cringed at the taste lingering in his mouth. "I feel unwell, what drink is this?"

 "Ugh, yeah!" Conner spat. "I hope this soda hasn't gone off, I'm feeling kind of sick...."

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"Batman!" Dick tried to jump to his feet, but stumbled, grabbing the side of the couch. He tripped over his feet while approaching. "Hey-hi!"

Bruce looked around the team and back at his son, there was a weird smell lingering around the group. 

"What's happening?"

Kaldur seemed to have a bad headache. He rubbed his eyes. "We're playing a game.

Artemis, who was letting Zatanna braid her hair, let out a slight groan "Never Have I Ever." She knocked over a nearly empty shot glass.

It all clicked.

"Are you drunk?"

Everyone went quiet, eventually Wally put two-and-two together. "OH! That was Roy's drink! That's why it tasted to weird!"

"Oh... OH GOD!" M'gann exclaimed, eyes like tractor tires. "That's why I feel so bad!"

"I thought I just felt guilty for spelling you guys to tell the truth!" Zatanna slapped her hand over her mouth.

Dick looked horrified. He looked up at his mentor. The spell must be working, as he opened his mouth and spluttered. "PLEASE STILL LOVE ME AFTER THIS-" 

He also forced himself to shut up. He literally couldn't lie.

"Robin, come with me." He ordered. Dick was definately at fault for drinking some unidentified liquid he found. Dick began trailing after him, trying to walk strait.

"Shit." Wally said. "Wait, dude-" 

"Yeah?" Dick turned to face him.

"I love you."

"I love you too."