-This is partially set up for tomorrow's fathers' day special-
The team had recently posted to their TikTok, which they knew because Oliver made a decoy account to follow them. At the moment, it was only him, Dianah, and Barry in the watch tower.
So, they desided to check it out. At this point, it was less about monitoring what they posted, and more about enjoying their cringy, confusing humor.
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Artemis: Aqualad, can I ask you a question?
Kaldur: I'm a little preoccupied, can it wait?
Artemis: It'll only take a second.
Kaldur: Fine.
Artemis: Are hoes mad?
Kaldur:*Deep sigh*
Kaldur: Well, all of our statistical analytics show that: yes, hoes are, infact, mad.
Artemis: *Under her breath* really not what I expected...
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"Dang," The speedster observed. "I've never seen Aqualad be like that."
"Like what?" Dianah asked.
"Sassy."
She shrugged; at this point, she was numb to their bullshit. "The team acts a lot different when they aren't around the league."
"Like this?"
"Well, they're very... immature, and unpredictable." She didn't know how to describe the fact that they were all walking shitposts.
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*Zatanna is fliming, she approaches Dick, who's working busily at a computer*
Zatanna: Hey, babe, what are you-
Dick:*turns the screen away* Uhhhh
Zatanna: Whoa... you... looking at something sus, or...?
Dick: UHHHH... I'm photoshopping the ears off pictures of cats.
Zatanna:*laughing in confusion* you're what?
*Dick turns his computer screen to show her a picture of a disturbed looking cat with no ears*
Dick:*Now internally dying* This one is me.
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"All that time he spent learning how to use computers..."
"I don't think this is what he planned on using that knowledge for."
"He's thirteen; this is exactly what he was planning to use it for."
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*Wally approaches Dick*
Wally: What phone is that?
Dick: Oh, it's an IPhone 11 pro, it has-
Wally: DAMN!
Artemis:*Off screen* Wow, we take Dick Pics, while this boy's out here taking Richard Photographs
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"That is... full of Dramatic irony."
Barry was trying not to be jealous of a thirteen year old. "It hurts that I have an IPhone seven, while Dick has an IPhone 11. Pro."
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Young Justice Trash
FanfictionALL IN THE TITLE, BABE! -stock photo acknowledgement- These are just some cute oneshots about the season one team (Sorry, but I CANNOT remember the entirity of the season two and three teams, there are just TOO MANY KIDS) REQUESTS ARE ALWAYS OPEN! C...
