conclusions

chapter 38

Denki's POV

Within five minutes I could tell Shinso wasn't going easy on me. I didn't think to use my quirk, and he works out more since his quirk doesn't work in all situations. His persistent exercises he has more muscle than me. 

After a few more minutes I decided to use my quirk since Mr. Aizawa came out to supervise. If anything happened he could always get us medical attention. 

I didn't use 1.3 million volts since I knew I would go braindead, so I used the maximum that would keep me sane. This surprised him slightly, and he quickly jumped back however my quirk works at long range so that wasn't helping him at all. 

The outcome was small, as Shinso was only dazed. I pinned him to the ground to symbolize my victory. "I did it!" I exclaim jumping around in excitement. After a few seconds I feel him ruffling my hair and I smile, continuing to celebrate the small victory. "Kaminari," Aizawa starts. "I've seen lots of improvement in the past few months. Very good," he smiles. 

"However.. in a real situation against a real villain much more strength will be required. I know you were trying to not harm Hitoshi, which I'm glad about, just in a real world situation don't be afraid to do some damage." I nod and look at my hands. Usually after fighting they're a pale pink color, but this time they're slightly darker. 

I push the thought away and continue to build up my strength until we both feel tired. After that we resort back to my boyfriend's bedroom. "Wait!" I yell checking my phone calendar. "It's Minecraft's eleventh birthday!" I smile and watch as Hitoshi facepalms. "Can you hook up your thing in the basement?" I beg and watch him sigh once again. "This is gonna be a pain.. but sure." 

After a long thirty minutes we're finally able to play. "So how long have you been playing?" he asks and notices my determined facial expression. "Nine years. I started when I was about six. Skeletons used to scare the crap outta me." I laugh remembering my girly shrieks. "How about you?" I lean onto his arm to capture attention. "About six or seven." the purple-haired man shrugs. (I always love writing about hair color when it comes to Shinso since it just doesn't seem right lmao) "That's still pretty good, I'm just glad you didn't start a year ago or something. Not that it matters, just.. I don't know, sorry!" I burry my head into a blanket feeling flustered and Shinso chuckles. 

"Shinso come help meee!" I whine. "When are you gonna start calling me Hitoshi?" I look up into the indigo eyes I love. "Oh, well I never really mentioned it since I thought it would bother you.." I mutter putting my hands together in embarrassment. (👉👈) "You can if you want to. If not that's fine, I was just curious." I yawn and wrap my arms around his neck. "I want to." I smile into his shoulder. 

A few minutes later I disconnected and was just watching Hitoshi play. I was sprawled out on the floor and got an idea. 

I hopped up and crawled on the couch over to Hitoshi. I climbed in his lap and cuddled up into his chest, and to nobody's surprise he took a deep breath and reached up to stroke my hair, placing the controller aside. His gentle hands move my hair aside kissing my forehead gently. 

After another hour or so I got up and announced I wanted a bath, to which I got a nod. I quickly went upstairs to get the peanut butter and then stealthily made my way to the bathroom. After stripping I ran the lukewarm water until it was at a decent height. Stepping in with my right foot first I cozied up as much as possible and screwed off the lid of the peanut butter jar. 

Warning: MAJOR CRACKHEAD ENERGY, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Honestly I felt like a mess but I didn't care. I was naked in my boyfriend's bathtub all alone around midnight scooping the weird solisquid (solid/liquid) substance onto my finger and licking it off. I set the container onto the rim and within two seconds it was floating in the water with me, and the bottom of the tub was covered in it. 

By this point I was full panic mode, and to make things worse the peanut butter was right next to my ass. I couldn't tell Hitoshi or his dads (maybe Mic, he passed the vibe check) because then they'll know I was eating peanut butter in the bath! 

I quickly got out splashing water everywhere and grabbed some toilet paper. I did my best to wipe up the buttery spread and threw it into the toilet. When I tried to flush I came across an issue: I had clogged the toilet. 

To the right of the toilet was a plunger so I calmed down slightly, but then anxiety hit and I remembered I don't have the slightest idea how to use one. I started to drain the bath water as I brainstormed my next move. 

In the end I decided to manually take the toilet paper out with my hand.

I reached in slowly and took out the ripping paper, quickly throwing it in the direction of the trashcan. However somehow I miscalculated and it ended up smearing on the mirror. 

I searched through the cabinets to find Windex and when none was found I soaked the bath towel in water trying to wipe the peanut butter off but that just smeared it more. Looking around for solutions I found bleach and thought that may have the same effect as Windex.

I was wrong. 

After I started to panic even more I felt the doorknob slowly turn. I smiled trying to be innocent however I honestly had no hope it would work. 

Thankfully it was Hitoshi but he was in loss for words. I continued smiling as I pulled him inside. He was horrified and I couldn't blame him. What would you do if you walked in on your lover naked smearing bleach and peanut butter around on a mirror!?

"Okay... I was eating peanut butter in the bath but I spilled it. Then when I tried to wipe it up with toilet paper and flush it that just clogged the toilet and so I took it out with my hand I threw it the wrong way and it ended up on the mirror. There was no windex so I tried to use bleach but that didn't work.." I blush in humiliation. 

My boyfriend chuckles slightly and kisses my forehead. "I'll clean the peanut butter off the mirror, just get dressed." I nod and throw my (his) shirt back on and the random pants I brought, watching Hitoshi do my dirty work of wiping peanut butter off a mirror. 

"You're insane, you know that?" I nod shamefully and when we're finally finished cleaning he takes me back to his room. "Cuddles..?" I pout and watch as Hitoshi sits on his bed arms outstretched, and I collide into his chest. I smile into my taller boyfriend's neck and after repositioning we cuddle up exchanging small kisses and love bites, then falling asleep tangled together.

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Note: It's 2 AM and I feel high. Happy eleventh birthday Minecraft, we love you :)